1
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- Willy, what are you doing downtown?
- Working. And you?

2
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It's working. It's working.

3
00:03:39,852 --> 00:03:41,252
I hate them.

4
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I hate Frumpies fries so much,
I can't stop eating them.

5
00:03:45,524 --> 00:03:48,524
And I will continue eating Frumpies
until I love them...

6
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Which I hope is never.

7
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- Thank you.
- Thank you.

8
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Thank you very much, Mr. Bell.
Mr. Gilbert is next.

9
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Good.

10
00:03:58,705 --> 00:04:00,185
Mr. Gilbert!

11
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I mean, I think the accent
could help us.

12
00:04:03,168 --> 00:04:04,888
Taking into account the...
business, you know.

13
00:04:05,045 --> 00:04:07,085
- Hello.
- Hello. How are you doing?

14
00:04:07,256 --> 00:04:08,296
Fine, thanks.

15
00:04:08,382 --> 00:04:10,582
Mr. Gilbert, he is our director,
Mr. Walsk...

16
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Mr. Blair, Mr. Ott, Miss Baker,
and Mrs. Hall.

17
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- Did you see the copy?
- I examined it.

18
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When it's ready.

19
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Young guy! I hate them!

20
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I hate Frumpies fries so much,
I can't stop eating them.

21
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And I will continue eating Frumpies
until I love them...

22
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Which I hope is never.

23
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Would you mind eating a potato,
please.

24
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Can't. I have gallstones.

25
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Alright.

26
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- Alright. Thank you very much...
- Willy Clark?

27
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Give me 5 more minutes.
He is on his way.

28
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- He left 20 minutes ago.
- He's already 40 minutes late.

29
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If he's not here at 11:00,
forget it.

30
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Freaky old fool!

31
00:05:17,705 --> 00:05:18,705
Mister.

32
00:05:23,920 --> 00:05:25,880
- What's happening?
- Here I am. Willy Clark.

33
00:05:26,047 --> 00:05:28,487
- AND?
- Willy Clark. Here I am.

34
00:05:30,343 --> 00:05:32,943
- Are you coming to pick up a car?
- That?

35
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- What if he comes to pick up a car?
- Why do I need a car?

36
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- So what do you want?
- I'm here. For the fries.

37
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I'm here for the Potato Commercial.
Willy Clark.

38
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What are you talking about? This is a garage.

39
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- What's that?
- Let me see this.

40
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- This looks like a garage to me.
- Is this the address you are looking for?

41
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- Yes.
- The Advertising Agency "Danzig"?

42
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- That is.
- 354 East 43rd Street.

43
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This is West 43rd. You look for this one.

44
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- This is not the Agency?
- Didn't you hear what I said?

45
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This is the west side.
You look for the East.

46
00:06:03,545 --> 00:06:07,545
Is my nephew here? Ben Clark?
He will fix it. I don't run the business.

47
00:06:07,800 --> 00:06:11,280
Are you deaf or what?
Look, you have to cross the entire city.

48
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I don't do commercials.
I fix transmissions.

49
00:06:14,140 --> 00:06:15,220
Why don't you take a look?

50
00:06:15,349 --> 00:06:17,189
Maybe deep down
they make commercials.

51
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- Dad, go that way. I'm very busy.
- One look isn't going to kill him, right?

52
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This! This 43rd Street,
for the love of Christ! This!

53
00:06:26,152 --> 00:06:27,432
Don't be cool with me!

54
00:06:27,529 --> 00:06:30,449
I'm a couple of years older than you,
so that he can cool off with me.

55
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Send me to a garage.

56
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Right! Turn it right!

57
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To the right! Turn it right! Pull!

58
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To the other side! This!

59
00:06:59,396 --> 00:07:02,156
Don't tell me! I have lived in
New York all my life!

60
00:07:04,943 --> 00:07:06,703
Okay, very nice. Thank you.

61
00:07:07,905 --> 00:07:09,305
- Alright?
- That is.

62
00:07:09,406 --> 00:07:11,486
One was missing, Willy Clark. Do you want to wait?

63
00:07:11,659 --> 00:07:14,459
No. The man can't remember the lines.

64
00:07:14,745 --> 00:07:16,905
It drove me crazy last year
with corn flakes.

65
00:07:17,081 --> 00:07:19,601
My first choice would be the type
with the "Kraut" accent.

66
00:07:19,751 --> 00:07:23,631
It's here. It just arrived.
He had problems with traffic. I told him.

67
00:07:24,256 --> 00:07:27,376
Uncle Willy, here. Where were you?
You're more than an hour late!

68
00:07:27,592 --> 00:07:31,032
I was on time. You sent me to a garage
on the west side.

69
00:07:31,263 --> 00:07:33,583
-Who told you to go there?
- It was on paper.

70
00:07:33,766 --> 00:07:35,486
No, it wasn't. It says East 43.

71
00:07:35,643 --> 00:07:37,723
I don't trust you.
You always make mistakes.

72
00:07:37,895 --> 00:07:40,335
I have three minutes of time.
Do you want to try it once?

73
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-Who is this?
- This is Mr. Walsk. The director.

74
00:07:43,192 --> 00:07:45,712
- Mr. Walsk, Willy Clark.
- How are you doing? I'm Willy Clark.

75
00:07:45,903 --> 00:07:47,543
We know each other. You auditioned for me
last year.

76
00:07:47,697 --> 00:07:50,377
I don't remember that.
When was it? Last year?

77
00:07:50,950 --> 00:07:52,510
Yes, it was last year.

78
00:07:52,661 --> 00:07:56,581
Mr. Clark, I'm on very little time here.
I literally have about three minutes...

79
00:07:56,790 --> 00:07:58,990
so, if you want to do it once,
that's all.

80
00:07:59,167 --> 00:08:01,847
I'm ready. I know everything.
When you say.

81
00:08:02,045 --> 00:08:05,325
- Just give me 10 minutes.
- I don't have 10 minutes, Mr. Clark.

82
00:08:05,507 --> 00:08:06,747
He's ready, Mr. Walsk.

83
00:08:06,884 --> 00:08:10,484
Stand over there, where everyone
they can see you...

84
00:08:10,888 --> 00:08:12,128
- There.
- Where?

85
00:08:12,557 --> 00:08:14,277
- That's fine there.
- Around here?

86
00:08:14,434 --> 00:08:15,394
Yes.

87
00:08:16,227 --> 00:08:18,787
How about here?
The light is better here.

88
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Don't worry about the light.
We're not filming yet.

89
00:08:21,316 --> 00:08:22,956
I can see him well there.

90
00:08:23,109 --> 00:08:24,429
You are the Director.

91
00:08:24,569 --> 00:08:28,089
I just thought that maybe
He would like it more there.

92
00:08:29,575 --> 00:08:31,055
Give him the bag.

93
00:08:32,870 --> 00:08:34,070
What's that?

94
00:08:34,330 --> 00:08:37,170
It's the product, Mr. Clark.
The fries.

95
00:08:40,920 --> 00:08:43,600
Do you have a cooler bag?
This one is wet.

96
00:08:44,048 --> 00:08:47,608
Mr. Clark, I have three minutes to spare.
Do you want to do this or not?

97
00:08:47,844 --> 00:08:49,684
He only has three minutes, Uncle Willy.

98
00:08:49,846 --> 00:08:52,886
I heard the man. I'm not deaf.
I am a professional.

99
00:08:53,099 --> 00:08:55,899
I'm ready whenever he's ready,
but the bag is soaked.

100
00:08:56,103 --> 00:08:58,063
Okay, Mr. Clark, I'm ready.

101
00:08:58,230 --> 00:09:01,350
Now, you'll take a bite
to the potato chip and will read the copy.

102
00:09:01,525 --> 00:09:03,085
- The what?
- The copy.

103
00:09:03,485 --> 00:09:05,965
Didn't they give you the copy?
Did you not give him the copy?

104
00:09:06,155 --> 00:09:09,075
- The line, Uncle Willy.
- Oh, the line! Certainly.

105
00:09:09,283 --> 00:09:12,123
Why didn't he say that?
I didn't know what the hell the copy was.

106
00:09:12,328 --> 00:09:13,528
Are you ready?

107
00:09:13,871 --> 00:09:17,031
I'm ready. I swear to God, I'm ready.

108
00:09:18,001 --> 00:09:20,801
Just bite the potato
and start please.

109
00:09:39,524 --> 00:09:42,444
- What do I say?
- Forget it. Thank you very much, Mr. Clark.

110
00:09:42,652 --> 00:09:45,252
Get me the guy with the beard,
or the "Kraut". It doesn't matter.

111
00:09:45,446 --> 00:09:47,326
Mr. Clark, a real pleasure
see it again.

112
00:09:47,490 --> 00:09:49,730
- Thank you so much.
- Please, Mr. Walsk.

113
00:09:49,910 --> 00:09:52,790
Do me a favor, let him read
the commercial once.

114
00:09:52,996 --> 00:09:57,036
By the time you finish reading,
Potatoes will be in danger of extinction.

115
00:09:57,668 --> 00:10:00,588
- I'm ready again. I already remembered.
- I don't mind!

116
00:10:02,923 --> 00:10:05,843
Just out of courtesy. He was one of the
great stars of Vaudeville.

117
00:10:06,052 --> 00:10:07,452
It's worth a read.

118
00:10:07,595 --> 00:10:09,875
If the man cannot work,
Why don't you retire?

119
00:10:10,056 --> 00:10:14,296
Mr. Walsk, don't do this to me. Please.
Please. I'll pay you to read it.

120
00:10:14,769 --> 00:10:16,689
Once. I'll let you read once, and that's it.

121
00:10:16,813 --> 00:10:20,733
- And I will be damned for listening to it.
- Here, Uncle Willy. Read it from here.

122
00:10:21,109 --> 00:10:23,869
- I don't need this. I remember the lines.
- Read it!

123
00:10:24,071 --> 00:10:26,991
- Go away, Ben, I have my own copy.
- Where is?

124
00:10:31,245 --> 00:10:32,405
Where did I put it...?

125
00:10:32,538 --> 00:10:34,978
Just read it quickly
once and don't stop, okay?

126
00:10:35,124 --> 00:10:37,524
You don't have to tell me.
I am a professional.

127
00:10:37,668 --> 00:10:39,628
I've been in business for 57 years.

128
00:10:40,380 --> 00:10:43,940
- Send me to a garage...
- Good, Mr. Clark.

129
00:10:50,056 --> 00:10:51,416
I hate them.

130
00:10:52,142 --> 00:10:54,782
- I hate Chumpies potatoes...
- Frumpies.

131
00:10:57,940 --> 00:10:59,260
I hate them.

132
00:10:59,817 --> 00:11:02,697
- I hate Frunchies potatoes so much...
- Frumpies!

133
00:11:04,614 --> 00:11:07,654
- Frunkies Potatoes...
- Frumpies!

134
00:11:07,825 --> 00:11:10,025
Can't say "Frumpies"?

135
00:11:10,453 --> 00:11:12,693
If it were funny, I'd say it.

136
00:11:18,587 --> 00:11:20,027
So what do you think?

137
00:11:20,672 --> 00:11:21,672
About what?

138
00:11:21,798 --> 00:11:24,798
The money. How much money do you think
What will they pay me?

139
00:11:25,302 --> 00:11:26,262
Who is it?

140
00:11:26,387 --> 00:11:29,347
The fries. I won't do it
Unless the money is good.

141
00:11:29,515 --> 00:11:31,035
Do you think they will hire you?

142
00:11:31,183 --> 00:11:34,023
You were an hour late, you didn't remember
the direction, you didn't remember the lines.

143
00:11:34,228 --> 00:11:35,748
I remembered the lines.

144
00:11:35,897 --> 00:11:38,017
The name of the potatoes is what I couldn't remember.

145
00:11:38,191 --> 00:11:39,871
- What was it like?
- Frumpies.

146
00:11:40,026 --> 00:11:42,226
- Say it again.
- Frumpies! Frumpies!

147
00:11:43,113 --> 00:11:46,193
I can't remember it,
because it's not funny.

148
00:11:46,533 --> 00:11:49,613
I've been in business for 57 years.
You have to learn some things.

149
00:11:50,245 --> 00:11:52,285
You have to know what it does
make people laugh.

150
00:11:52,456 --> 00:11:54,936
You have to know which word is funny,
and what word is not.

151
00:11:55,125 --> 00:11:58,245
You told me 100 times, Uncle Willy.
I have to go to the office.

152
00:11:58,462 --> 00:12:00,582
- What words are funny?
- "K" words are funny.

153
00:12:00,756 --> 00:12:01,956
I have to go to the office.

154
00:12:02,091 --> 00:12:04,731
"K" words are funny.
Did you know that, did you know that?

155
00:12:04,927 --> 00:12:06,767
I'll tell you what words always make you laugh.

156
00:12:06,888 --> 00:12:08,648
- "Alka-Seltzer"?
- "Alka-Seltzer" is funny.

157
00:12:08,806 --> 00:12:10,286
- "Chicken"?
- "Chicken" is funny.

158
00:12:10,433 --> 00:12:12,553
- "Pickle."
- "Pickle" is funny.

159
00:12:16,064 --> 00:12:17,504
All with "K".

160
00:12:17,607 --> 00:12:19,967
With "L" they are not funny.
With "M" they are not funny.

161
00:12:20,110 --> 00:12:22,630
- Only with "K", I know.
- "Cupcake" is funny.

162
00:12:22,821 --> 00:12:25,181
"Tomatoes" is not funny.
"Lettuce" is not funny.

163
00:12:25,366 --> 00:12:27,446
You have explained it to me since
I was five years old.

164
00:12:27,576 --> 00:12:30,216
- I have to go back to the office.
- "Cucumber" is funny.

165
00:12:30,413 --> 00:12:33,093
It's getting cold.
I'm going to give you money. Take a taxi.

166
00:12:33,291 --> 00:12:35,291
- "Taxi" is funny.
- Are you listening to me?

167
00:12:35,418 --> 00:12:37,938
"Cockroaches" is funny.
Don't grab them, just name them.

168
00:12:38,129 --> 00:12:40,809
- Do you want to listen to me?
- A little respect.

169
00:12:41,007 --> 00:12:43,327
How about a little respect for me?
I am also a human being.

170
00:12:43,468 --> 00:12:45,868
We will see. You are young.
You still have time.

171
00:13:13,500 --> 00:13:16,620
- Please, end it.
- Can I have my email, please?

172
00:13:19,464 --> 00:13:21,824
Please end it!
How many times do I have to say it?

173
00:13:21,967 --> 00:13:24,487
Don't ring the bell.
What's wrong with you?

174
00:13:24,970 --> 00:13:27,490
Give me my email and I won't ring the bell.

175
00:13:31,269 --> 00:13:33,669
- There is no mail.
- What do you mean by "no mail"?

176
00:13:34,147 --> 00:13:37,747
I said there is no mail. What's happening?
Don't understand English?

177
00:13:38,276 --> 00:13:40,516
When I talk about it, I will understand.

178
00:13:42,322 --> 00:13:45,682
"What's wrong with you?", "Chumpies."

179
00:13:46,827 --> 00:13:48,707
"Glunkies." I hate them.

180
00:13:49,288 --> 00:13:50,648
Klunkie...

181
00:13:51,206 --> 00:13:54,686
The Spanish boy tells me,
It tells me I don't have email.

182
00:13:54,919 --> 00:13:56,079
He probably stole it.

183
00:13:56,212 --> 00:14:00,092
They stole my shoes last week.
Three pairs of good shoes.

184
00:14:00,341 --> 00:14:03,301
Who wants your shoes?
I have an important email.

185
00:14:15,524 --> 00:14:16,924
Hey, we're trapped!

186
00:14:19,653 --> 00:14:20,933
Hey, Spanish boy!

187
00:14:48,517 --> 00:14:50,357
Aren't you going to respond?

188
00:14:50,769 --> 00:14:53,409
It's him. 2:00 in the morning.

189
00:14:53,898 --> 00:14:56,298
- How do you know it's him?
- I know.

190
00:14:57,235 --> 00:15:00,275
- Listen to it.
- Ben, answer the phone!

191
00:15:02,407 --> 00:15:04,327
- Hello?
- Who is it? Ben?

192
00:15:04,659 --> 00:15:06,779
- What's up, Uncle Willy?
- Is that you, Ben?

193
00:15:06,911 --> 00:15:09,551
- You called me, didn't you?
- Don't scream.

194
00:15:10,373 --> 00:15:12,413
- Do you know what time it is?
- That?

195
00:15:12,584 --> 00:15:14,984
- Did you know...?
- You're going to wake up the children.

196
00:15:15,170 --> 00:15:16,930
Do you know what time it is?

197
00:15:18,090 --> 00:15:19,490
What time is it?

198
00:15:20,634 --> 00:15:21,794
10:15.

199
00:15:22,136 --> 00:15:24,576
10:15? Try 2:05

200
00:15:24,930 --> 00:15:27,330
Why should I try 2:05
When is 10:15?

201
00:15:27,517 --> 00:15:30,637
It's not 10:15!
It's 2:05 in the morning.

202
00:15:31,771 --> 00:15:34,331
You didn't wind the clock today, did you?

203
00:15:34,566 --> 00:15:38,526
No! And because you didn't wind the clock, I
I have to get up at 2 in the morning.

204
00:15:38,778 --> 00:15:41,858
Sorry, I didn't do it on purpose.
Were you sleeping now?

205
00:15:43,825 --> 00:15:46,345
How will I be sleeping
If I'm talking to you?

206
00:15:46,537 --> 00:15:49,577
So when you were awake,
Did you hear anything about the fries?

207
00:15:49,790 --> 00:15:51,950
Yes. They said they were not interested.

208
00:15:52,501 --> 00:15:53,581
Positively?

209
00:15:54,337 --> 00:15:57,057
Sorry, Uncle Willy.
I'll keep looking, I promise.

210
00:15:57,256 --> 00:16:00,096
But not tonight.
Now let's all get some sleep.

211
00:16:00,593 --> 00:16:02,953
We'll see you on Wednesday.
Helen sends you greetings.

212
00:16:03,138 --> 00:16:05,858
- Good night, Uncle Willy.
- When will you come? Wednesday?

213
00:16:06,057 --> 00:16:08,577
Yes. Probably Wednesday.

214
00:16:10,479 --> 00:16:11,799
Good night, Willy.

215
00:16:13,815 --> 00:16:16,815
Okay, I won't bother you anymore.
See you Wednesday.

216
00:16:17,027 --> 00:16:20,907
Don't forget my "Variety" and the cigars.
Are you listening?

217
00:16:21,991 --> 00:16:23,991
And tell those with the fries
that I rejected them.

218
00:16:24,160 --> 00:16:26,160
I'm not interested anymore.

219
00:16:29,165 --> 00:16:30,805
To hell with all of them.

220
00:16:34,170 --> 00:16:37,010
We have a deal, if you think
that they can offer us something.

221
00:16:37,215 --> 00:16:38,695
They are dying to work together.

222
00:16:38,842 --> 00:16:41,082
He has nothing so far,
It will excite them a lot.

223
00:16:41,261 --> 00:16:44,301
I will have the contract signed
and on your desk by Monday.

224
00:16:44,681 --> 00:16:46,921
<i>But when I think about what Jim
has made Jessie...</i>

225
00:16:47,101 --> 00:16:49,181
<i>He's not ready, sorry. I can say...</i>

226
00:16:49,353 --> 00:16:53,033
<i>When a man is caught
because of alcohol, it's another person...</i>

227
00:16:54,108 --> 00:16:55,588
<i>He doesn't want to admit it.</i>

228
00:16:55,693 --> 00:16:57,293
Hello? Who is it?

229
00:17:00,448 --> 00:17:02,168
It doesn't matter. It's the tea.

230
00:17:02,409 --> 00:17:05,849
<i>He was drinking when I met him,
but it never looked like this.</i>

231
00:17:06,121 --> 00:17:08,761
<i>Even, I suppose it will
one or two days...</i>

232
00:17:08,957 --> 00:17:11,637
<i>he doesn't take a drink,
but I don't know.</i>

233
00:17:13,504 --> 00:17:15,424
<i>We will return with "General Hospital"...</i>

234
00:17:15,589 --> 00:17:18,229
<i>in a moment, after these
"Lipton tea" messages.</i>

235
00:17:18,384 --> 00:17:20,544
Don't worry, I'm not going anywhere.

236
00:17:44,453 --> 00:17:47,493
<i>And now the third part
today from "General Hospital".</i>

237
00:17:48,165 --> 00:17:50,245
What happened to part two?
Did I miss it?

238
00:17:54,422 --> 00:17:56,422
- Uncle Willy, it's me.
- Who is it?

239
00:17:56,591 --> 00:17:58,991
- Ben!
- Ben, is that you?

240
00:17:59,177 --> 00:18:02,377
- Yes, Willy, it's me. Ben. Open the door.
- Wait a minute.

241
00:18:09,438 --> 00:18:11,478
- Wait a minute.
- What's happening?

242
00:18:12,649 --> 00:18:13,849
Wait a minute!

243
00:18:20,908 --> 00:18:24,228
- What's happening?
- I'm locked up. The lock is broken.

244
00:18:24,454 --> 00:18:26,814
I'm locked up.
Go downstairs and tell the Spanish guy.

245
00:18:26,956 --> 00:18:29,356
Say it in Spanish. They will get someone.

246
00:18:29,542 --> 00:18:31,742
It's not broken. You have to slide it
out.

247
00:18:31,920 --> 00:18:33,440
- Don't force her.
- That?

248
00:18:33,922 --> 00:18:36,202
Uncle Willy, can you hear me?

249
00:18:36,383 --> 00:18:39,663
Don't try to... Uncle Willy!
Do you hear me?

250
00:18:40,345 --> 00:18:42,625
Don't try to force it, just slide it.

251
00:18:44,475 --> 00:18:45,915
Don't force it.

252
00:18:50,481 --> 00:18:53,161
It's open. It doesn't matter.
I fixed it myself.

253
00:18:54,235 --> 00:18:57,035
- You'll probably have to grease it.
- I think I have to grease it.

254
00:18:57,197 --> 00:18:59,077
I hadn't thought about that.

255
00:18:59,658 --> 00:19:03,538
Jesus. How cold!
Do they ever turn up the temperature here?

256
00:19:03,787 --> 00:19:06,147
In July. In July they raise the temperature.

257
00:19:07,666 --> 00:19:09,826
What the hell is wrong with this?

258
00:19:11,503 --> 00:19:13,703
Come on, you piece of filth!
Work now!

259
00:19:13,881 --> 00:19:15,961
Uncle Willy, I have to talk to you.

260
00:19:17,176 --> 00:19:20,776
Damn Japanese. They lost the war,
and now they send us their garbage.

261
00:19:21,514 --> 00:19:23,634
I have to talk to you. It is very important.

262
00:19:23,808 --> 00:19:26,048
I just came from the most exciting meeting...

263
00:19:26,227 --> 00:19:27,707
- What are you doing?
- That?

264
00:19:27,854 --> 00:19:30,014
The doctor said you can't smoke
cigarettes anymore.

265
00:19:30,190 --> 00:19:32,990
Who is smoking?
Do you see smoke coming out of the cigarette?

266
00:19:33,193 --> 00:19:36,433
- But you have it in your mouth.
- Rehearsal. I'll do the show later.

267
00:19:36,989 --> 00:19:40,509
- ABC called me...
- What do you think of this? Sol Burton died.

268
00:19:40,993 --> 00:19:43,193
- Who?
- Sol Burton, song writer.

269
00:19:43,662 --> 00:19:46,942
89 years old, and he left just like that,
for nothing.

270
00:19:47,166 --> 00:19:48,406
Whatever, ABC called me...

271
00:19:48,543 --> 00:19:51,063
Do you know what kind of songs
wrote? Shit.

272
00:19:51,921 --> 00:19:54,401
"Lady, Lady, be my baby..."

273
00:19:55,049 --> 00:19:58,409
"Lady" rhymes with "baby."
No wonder he's dead.

274
00:19:58,678 --> 00:20:00,438
Are you going to stop doing "Variety"
and will you listen to me?

275
00:20:00,555 --> 00:20:02,955
I left three clients in my office
to be able to come here.

276
00:20:03,100 --> 00:20:06,180
That makes four of us out of work.
How are the children?

277
00:20:06,520 --> 00:20:08,440
Since when are you interested
in my children?

278
00:20:08,605 --> 00:20:11,725
You haven't seen them in a year.
You don't even remember their names.

279
00:20:11,901 --> 00:20:14,421
- Milly and Sidney.
-Amanda and Michael.

280
00:20:14,945 --> 00:20:17,585
What is the problem?
Don't you like Milly and Sidney?

281
00:20:17,740 --> 00:20:19,540
You forgot, and you invented something...

282
00:20:19,701 --> 00:20:23,021
You forget everything, even the purchase
of fresh foods. Listen. ABC called...

283
00:20:23,246 --> 00:20:26,126
Do they know who I am,
And how big a star was he?

284
00:20:26,333 --> 00:20:29,253
- Who?
- Amanda and Sifkin.

285
00:20:30,212 --> 00:20:31,612
Amanda and Michael.

286
00:20:31,797 --> 00:20:34,797
They are 3 years old, Uncle Willy,
They don't remember "Vaudeville."

287
00:20:36,760 --> 00:20:39,640
Why do I always get worse?
When do I come here to see you?

288
00:20:39,847 --> 00:20:41,687
If you want, we can meet
somewhere else.

289
00:20:41,849 --> 00:20:44,649
Is that supposed to be funny?
I don't think it's funny, Uncle Willy.

290
00:20:44,852 --> 00:20:47,212
If you had a sense of humor,
You'd think it's funny.

291
00:20:47,396 --> 00:20:51,636
- I have a terrible sense of humor!
- Like your father. He laughed once in 1932.

292
00:20:53,027 --> 00:20:55,307
Why didn't you get me
this commercial?

293
00:20:56,114 --> 00:20:59,114
Did you forget what happened at the audition?
You called it toilet paper.

294
00:20:59,284 --> 00:21:01,284
Do you want to listen to me? Please listen to me.

295
00:21:01,453 --> 00:21:03,453
Heard. You got a call from NBC.

296
00:21:03,622 --> 00:21:05,502
- ABC!
- It's the same.

297
00:21:06,458 --> 00:21:08,978
ABC is doing a great special
television next month.

298
00:21:09,128 --> 00:21:12,688
It's an hour and a half of varieties
with the biggest names
from the world of show business.

299
00:21:12,923 --> 00:21:15,563
The theme of the show
It's the story of comedy...

300
00:21:15,760 --> 00:21:19,240
dating back to Greek theatre,
through the "Vaudeville", until
the stars of today.

301
00:21:19,597 --> 00:21:21,397
What is the theme of the Show?

302
00:21:24,728 --> 00:21:27,088
The theme of the show
It's the story of comedy...

303
00:21:27,272 --> 00:21:30,792
dating back to Greek theatre,
through the "Vaudeville", until
the stars of today.

304
00:21:31,818 --> 00:21:35,098
- Why can't you put me on that show?
- I managed to put you on that Show.

305
00:21:36,115 --> 00:21:37,915
- Only?
- $10,000.

306
00:21:38,158 --> 00:21:41,038
- Only?
- It's going to be the biggest show of the year.

307
00:21:41,287 --> 00:21:42,927
- Only.
- No.

308
00:21:44,499 --> 00:21:46,219
- With Lewis?
- Yes.

309
00:21:46,793 --> 00:21:49,873
- Then they won't have me on the show.
- Will you let me finish?

310
00:21:50,088 --> 00:21:52,088
- It's finished. It's no.
- Can't we discuss it?

311
00:21:52,257 --> 00:21:54,377
- We have discussed it. I'm busy.
- Doing what?

312
00:21:54,551 --> 00:21:57,631
- No discussion.
- Could you have the courtesy...

313
00:22:00,557 --> 00:22:02,677
Could you have the courtesy
to listen to me until the end.

314
00:22:02,851 --> 00:22:05,531
ABC told me: the history of comedy
It wouldn't be complete...

315
00:22:05,688 --> 00:22:08,608
without one of the biggest teams
that Vaudeville has given.

316
00:22:08,816 --> 00:22:10,816
Lewis and Clark, "The Sunshine Boys."

317
00:22:10,985 --> 00:22:13,145
The vice president told me
this in his office.

318
00:22:13,321 --> 00:22:14,481
Did the vice president say that?

319
00:22:14,614 --> 00:22:18,014
Yes, yes, he is the biggest Lewis and Clark fan
in the country, since he was a child.

320
00:22:18,201 --> 00:22:20,201
He knows them all by heart
their old routines.

321
00:22:20,370 --> 00:22:22,850
So let him continue with that bastard.

322
00:22:23,707 --> 00:22:26,667
One shot. One night, and they make one
from the old sketches...

323
00:22:26,877 --> 00:22:28,597
They pay $10,000 for the equipment.

324
00:22:28,754 --> 00:22:31,114
It's big money for these shows,
I promise you.

325
00:22:31,256 --> 00:22:33,536
I don't need any money. I live alone.

326
00:22:33,717 --> 00:22:36,917
I have two very nice suits.
I don't have a "kitty" that bothers me.

327
00:22:37,221 --> 00:22:39,941
- I am very happy.
- You're not happy. You are miserable.

328
00:22:40,141 --> 00:22:42,581
- Give me a job and I won't be so miserable.
- I have tried.

329
00:22:42,768 --> 00:22:45,488
Nobody has worked harder
for a client like me.

330
00:22:45,688 --> 00:22:48,928
Look, you're a good boy.
You come to visit me every Wednesday.

331
00:22:49,150 --> 00:22:50,910
You bring me those lousy soups that I don't eat.

332
00:22:51,069 --> 00:22:53,269
You are a wonderful nephew,
but a very bad agent.

333
00:22:53,405 --> 00:22:55,805
I'm a good agent, damn it!
Don't tell me that, Uncle Willy.

334
00:22:55,991 --> 00:22:57,631
I'm a damn good agent!

335
00:22:59,203 --> 00:23:01,923
I'm having chest pains.
You give me chest pains.

336
00:23:02,081 --> 00:23:04,121
- Is it my fault that you get excited?
- Yeah!

337
00:23:04,291 --> 00:23:08,091
- I only have chest pains on Wednesdays.
- Then come on Tuesdays.

338
00:23:10,089 --> 00:23:12,129
Did you know? Leave.

339
00:23:13,217 --> 00:23:15,057
I don't want to discuss this anymore.

340
00:23:15,219 --> 00:23:18,219
It's impossible to talk to you.
Forget the "Variety Show."

341
00:23:18,556 --> 00:23:19,876
I already forgot.

342
00:23:20,809 --> 00:23:22,569
I'll tell you the truth, Uncle Willy.

343
00:23:22,727 --> 00:23:24,607
Maybe you would be better
with another agent.

344
00:23:24,771 --> 00:23:26,331
I accept your offer.

345
00:23:26,440 --> 00:23:29,320
Don't call me again, will you please?
Not for business.

346
00:23:29,485 --> 00:23:31,445
Handle your own affairs, okay?

347
00:23:31,945 --> 00:23:35,025
- From now on, you are just my uncle.
- Take care of yourself.

348
00:23:35,950 --> 00:23:37,990
Say hello to Milly and Phyllis.

349
00:23:49,965 --> 00:23:51,205
It's still no!

350
00:23:58,390 --> 00:24:01,470
What's happening? Who are you calling?

351
00:24:02,603 --> 00:24:04,683
Ben, it's 1:00 in the morning.

352
00:24:07,817 --> 00:24:10,097
- Why don't you want to do this for me?
- Who is it? Ben?

353
00:24:10,278 --> 00:24:14,318
I'm not asking you to be partners again,
It's just one night, one last show.

354
00:24:14,574 --> 00:24:18,374
Once we get such an exhibition, "Alka-Seltzer" will ask to be a sponsor.

355
00:24:18,620 --> 00:24:21,180
Jesus! How do you think they will look at me
tomorrow at the office...

356
00:24:21,373 --> 00:24:23,653
when I say I couldn't do it
a deal with my own uncle?

357
00:24:23,834 --> 00:24:25,754
My personal opinion? Like a louse!

358
00:24:34,845 --> 00:24:37,525
Uncle Willy!

359
00:24:39,058 --> 00:24:40,498
Wait a minute!

360
00:24:45,774 --> 00:24:49,334
Willy. Willy Clark!

361
00:24:50,654 --> 00:24:52,574
Willy, don't drive me crazy today.

362
00:24:54,241 --> 00:24:57,081
Will you please stop
and wait for me?

363
00:24:57,244 --> 00:24:59,004
Whom? Who are you?

364
00:25:02,166 --> 00:25:04,166
Willy, you cut me off...

365
00:25:07,213 --> 00:25:08,413
Where are you going?

366
00:25:08,548 --> 00:25:11,548
Well, you know, a new musical
started rehearsals today...

367
00:25:11,718 --> 00:25:14,438
and I haven't had an audition.
Why don't I have an audition?

368
00:25:14,637 --> 00:25:16,837
Because the show is for black people,
and you are not black.

369
00:25:17,015 --> 00:25:18,775
I made a black in 1928.

370
00:25:18,892 --> 00:25:21,412
And when I played black,
you understood the words.

371
00:25:21,561 --> 00:25:23,001
Not like today.

372
00:25:23,230 --> 00:25:26,190
I spoke to Al Lewis' daughter on the phone.
He's very interested, Willy.

373
00:25:26,400 --> 00:25:28,920
What does he know? He is senile.

374
00:25:30,321 --> 00:25:34,001
-Do you really hate Al Lewis that much?
- I'm not talking about that person anymore.

375
00:25:34,241 --> 00:25:36,961
We have to talk about him.
ABC is waiting for a response.

376
00:25:37,161 --> 00:25:39,561
- Ben, it's here.
- What is it here?

377
00:25:39,747 --> 00:25:42,427
CBS. It's where we did the Show
by Ed Sullivan.

378
00:25:42,625 --> 00:25:44,985
They had us six times,
not including repetitions.

379
00:25:45,128 --> 00:25:48,048
I remember it. I saw it. I was there
when you did the doctor's number.

380
00:25:48,256 --> 00:25:49,536
- It was fabulous.
- It wasn't.

381
00:25:49,674 --> 00:25:52,914
- Yes, it was.
- It wasn't fabulous. It was a classic.

382
00:25:53,095 --> 00:25:55,295
During the nights we were fabulous.

383
00:25:55,431 --> 00:25:57,991
So why not work
with him again for one night?

384
00:25:58,183 --> 00:26:01,863
- Due to artistic differences.
- What artistic differences?

385
00:26:02,104 --> 00:26:05,264
I hate the son of a bitch.
Those artistic differences.

386
00:26:06,609 --> 00:26:08,889
- Come on. I'll buy you lunch.
- I already had lunch.

387
00:26:09,070 --> 00:26:11,430
Maybe you ate, but you didn't have lunch.

388
00:26:11,906 --> 00:26:13,626
Here you have lunch.

389
00:26:15,744 --> 00:26:17,584
Hello, Tiny. How are you?

390
00:26:17,746 --> 00:26:19,746
When was the last time
that you saw Al Lewis?

391
00:26:19,915 --> 00:26:22,275
11 years ago. I don't talk about it.

392
00:26:26,630 --> 00:26:28,550
Sam, say hi to my nephew.

393
00:26:28,716 --> 00:26:31,076
If he were your agent, you wouldn't work.

394
00:26:31,260 --> 00:26:33,260
- Hello, nephew.
- Hello, Sam.

395
00:26:33,429 --> 00:26:36,269
Bring us two "Sophie Tuckers"
and two sodas.

396
00:26:37,016 --> 00:26:40,336
- I don't want to eat anything.
- Bring it. I'll take it home in a bag.

397
00:26:40,520 --> 00:26:43,440
Are you telling me that you haven't spoken
with Al Lewis in 11 years?

398
00:26:43,648 --> 00:26:47,248
I haven't seen him in 11 years.
I haven't spoken to him in 12 years.

399
00:26:47,486 --> 00:26:50,326
Do you know there's still a sandwich here
with my name?

400
00:26:50,489 --> 00:26:52,449
Look at this. Combination number five:

401
00:26:52,616 --> 00:26:56,296
Tongue, hot pastrami, salami,
coleslaw, russian salad.

402
00:26:56,537 --> 00:26:58,537
Willy Clark Special.
That's a star.

403
00:26:58,706 --> 00:27:01,826
You didn't talk to him for a whole year?
And on stage?

404
00:27:02,001 --> 00:27:04,521
If he became a gypsy,
I was talking to the gypsy.

405
00:27:04,670 --> 00:27:07,150
If he became a lunatic,
I was talking to the lunatic.

406
00:27:07,340 --> 00:27:09,500
But with that bastard, I don't talk.

407
00:27:09,676 --> 00:27:12,196
You're not supposed to eat pickles.
They are high in sodium.

408
00:27:12,387 --> 00:27:14,307
I'll spit out the sodium.

409
00:27:17,684 --> 00:27:18,844
Thank you.

410
00:27:18,977 --> 00:27:22,577
Just tell me what's up with Al Lewis.
It seemed good enough.
when I met him.

411
00:27:22,815 --> 00:27:25,375
- Have you ever met him?
- I just said I did.

412
00:27:26,235 --> 00:27:29,595
He was 13 years old.
Behind the scenes, at some benefit.

413
00:27:29,822 --> 00:27:31,862
I forgot what theater it was.
It was very sweet for me.

414
00:27:32,033 --> 00:27:34,233
Maybe he thought you were a dwarf.
He loves dwarves...

415
00:27:34,410 --> 00:27:39,170
...but people hated her. Especially to colleagues.
Hey, just the shoes, no socks, please.

416
00:27:39,666 --> 00:27:42,026
Because? What did he do that bothered you so much?

417
00:27:42,210 --> 00:27:44,250
What did he do?
He used to give me the finger.

418
00:27:44,421 --> 00:27:46,461
- The fact that?
- The finger!

419
00:27:46,673 --> 00:27:48,713
He was pushing my chest with his finger.

420
00:27:48,884 --> 00:27:51,604
"I'm telling you, doctor.
Do you know what it means, doctor?"

421
00:27:51,804 --> 00:27:53,644
"Do you hear what I'm saying, doctor?"

422
00:27:53,806 --> 00:27:57,126
That hurts, doesn't it? It was 43 years.
How would you like that?

423
00:27:57,351 --> 00:27:59,671
I have a black and blue bruise
in my chest.

424
00:27:59,854 --> 00:28:03,214
Until she died, my wife
he thought he had a tattoo there.

425
00:28:03,441 --> 00:28:05,841
If you work with him, I will buy from you
a padded t-shirt.

426
00:28:06,027 --> 00:28:09,067
Do you think I didn't try?
I once wore a steel plate
under my shirt.

427
00:28:09,239 --> 00:28:12,279
He pushed me with his finger...
He had it on a clipboard for a month.

428
00:28:13,410 --> 00:28:16,890
Willy, what if I set
a meeting between the two?
Maybe a lunch at "Sardi".

429
00:28:17,122 --> 00:28:19,282
They will be able to talk about their things openly.
I'll be there all the time.

430
00:28:19,458 --> 00:28:22,338
Do you want to hear other things?
He used to spit in my face.

431
00:28:22,544 --> 00:28:25,784
- On stage,
The man spit in my face.
- Not intentionally.

432
00:28:26,006 --> 00:28:27,166
He told me it wasn't on purpose.

433
00:28:27,258 --> 00:28:29,178
If I had saved the saliva,
I would show it to you.

434
00:28:29,302 --> 00:28:31,222
He was standing there and
Did he salivate on your face?

435
00:28:31,387 --> 00:28:33,747
Do you think I was stupid?
He did it within the performance.

436
00:28:33,931 --> 00:28:36,051
He was standing with his nose under my nose...

437
00:28:36,226 --> 00:28:39,426
and deliberately said words
that began with "T".

438
00:28:39,604 --> 00:28:42,404
"Tootsie roll." "Tinkertoy."

439
00:28:42,983 --> 00:28:46,183
- "Type on the typewriter."
- Could you please sign
for your guest, sir?

440
00:28:46,403 --> 00:28:49,763
He is not my guest. He is my nephew.
Some nights I thought I would drown.

441
00:28:49,990 --> 00:28:51,590
I don't know where he got all that from.

442
00:28:51,742 --> 00:28:54,382
I think he drank all day
and kept it on top for the night.

443
00:28:54,578 --> 00:28:56,618
Do not put this near steam.
It's canned meat.

444
00:28:56,789 --> 00:28:58,309
What if I put it in the contract...

445
00:28:58,457 --> 00:29:00,697
If he pushes you or spits at you,
You will not be paid.

446
00:29:00,877 --> 00:29:04,557
He won't care. I would spit for free.

447
00:29:05,131 --> 00:29:06,891
So, would you answer a question for me?

448
00:29:07,050 --> 00:29:10,810
If it was so bad, why
They were together for 43 years?

449
00:29:11,012 --> 00:29:12,612
- Because?
- Yes, why?

450
00:29:12,764 --> 00:29:16,084
Because it was fabulous.
There will never be another like him.

451
00:29:16,310 --> 00:29:18,830
Nobody can have the rhythm
for the jokes he has.

452
00:29:18,979 --> 00:29:20,859
Nobody can say a line
as he says it.

453
00:29:20,981 --> 00:29:23,021
Each of us knew
what the other was thinking.

454
00:29:23,150 --> 00:29:26,310
A person, that's what we were.
No, no, no...

455
00:29:27,196 --> 00:29:29,996
Al Lewis was the best.
The best, you understand?

456
00:29:30,158 --> 00:29:33,158
- I understand.
- As an actor, no one could touch him.

457
00:29:33,328 --> 00:29:36,168
As a human being,
no one wanted to touch it.

458
00:29:36,414 --> 00:29:38,534
Uncle Willy, people change.

459
00:29:39,668 --> 00:29:42,188
Do you know that his wife died three years ago?

460
00:29:42,379 --> 00:29:45,099
He now lives with his daughter,
somewhere in New Jersey.

461
00:29:45,299 --> 00:29:46,899
He doesn't do anything else.

462
00:29:47,009 --> 00:29:49,729
He has very bad arthritis,
has poor blood circulation.

463
00:29:49,928 --> 00:29:52,208
I'm going to send you a bomb.
It will outlive you, believe me.

464
00:29:52,389 --> 00:29:55,469
I spoke to your daughter.
He really wants to do this show.

465
00:29:55,685 --> 00:29:57,165
With arthritis? Forget it.

466
00:29:57,311 --> 00:29:59,671
Instead of with a finger of the hand,
He's going to push me with a cane.

467
00:29:59,856 --> 00:30:02,776
What if I go to New Jersey?
and I talk to him...

468
00:30:02,984 --> 00:30:05,984
I'll explain how you feel,
and I'll see if we can work
on these topics.

469
00:30:06,196 --> 00:30:10,276
Uncle Willy, do I have your permission
to go and talk to him?

470
00:30:10,534 --> 00:30:13,294
- Go, go talk to him.
- Thank you.

471
00:30:13,495 --> 00:30:17,015
But take a towel with you.
Oh I'm sorry.

472
00:30:40,524 --> 00:30:43,164
- Mr. Clark?
- I'm sorry I'm late.
I took the wrong exit.

473
00:30:43,360 --> 00:30:45,560
Happens. Dad just got up from his nap.

474
00:30:46,613 --> 00:30:47,733
It's outside in the solarium.

475
00:30:47,865 --> 00:30:49,785
He likes to be up
when the children come home.

476
00:30:49,950 --> 00:30:52,790
Mrs. Green, can I ask you a question?
How is your health?

477
00:30:52,995 --> 00:30:55,635
I mean, are you ready to do the show
if everything goes well?

478
00:30:55,832 --> 00:30:58,712
I think this would be the
best thing in the world for him.

479
00:30:58,918 --> 00:31:01,238
And he takes very good care of himself.

480
00:31:01,504 --> 00:31:05,384
- It's a little slow, that's all.
- What do you mean by "slow"?

481
00:31:06,176 --> 00:31:07,776
He doesn't like to be rushed.

482
00:31:07,928 --> 00:31:10,728
He lets the phone ring eight or nine times
before answering.

483
00:31:10,931 --> 00:31:12,811
It is taken one hour before
open a letter

484
00:31:12,933 --> 00:31:15,133
It was always like this.
Just the opposite of Willy.

485
00:31:15,310 --> 00:31:17,910
I always wondered how
they could work together.

486
00:31:18,105 --> 00:31:20,705
Dad, Mr. Clark is here.

487
00:31:22,610 --> 00:31:25,650
Dad, Mr. Clark. It's here.

488
00:31:26,239 --> 00:31:29,479
- That?
- It's Ben Clark, Willy's nephew.

489
00:31:30,702 --> 00:31:32,102
Willy's nephew?

490
00:31:36,291 --> 00:31:39,371
How are you, Mr. Lewis?
I'm Ben Clark, Willy's nephew.

491
00:31:40,587 --> 00:31:43,427
Willy's nephew. Ben.
Of course. Hi how are you?

492
00:31:43,632 --> 00:31:45,472
- Good, sir.
- Good, good.

493
00:31:45,634 --> 00:31:48,234
You are Willy's nephew.
Ben, how are you?

494
00:31:49,430 --> 00:31:51,110
Good, sir. Very good.

495
00:31:51,849 --> 00:31:53,889
It was very nice of you to see me.

496
00:31:54,060 --> 00:31:55,820
Really? When was that?

497
00:31:58,356 --> 00:31:59,476
Today.

498
00:32:00,608 --> 00:32:03,808
- It was very kind of you to see me today.
- Certainly. Today is fine.

499
00:32:04,029 --> 00:32:06,509
Actually, I was expecting it today.

500
00:32:06,698 --> 00:32:08,178
Please sit down, Mr. Clark.

501
00:32:08,325 --> 00:32:11,005
- Why don't you sit down?
- Thank you so much.

502
00:32:11,495 --> 00:32:15,175
- Can I bring you something before I leave?
- No, thanks. I had lunch before coming.

503
00:32:15,416 --> 00:32:18,496
Then I leave them alone.
I'll be in the kitchen, if you need me.

504
00:32:18,711 --> 00:32:19,751
Thank you.

505
00:32:20,421 --> 00:32:24,461
- Can my daughter bring you something?
- No, I had lunch before coming.

506
00:32:25,593 --> 00:32:26,913
What did he have?

507
00:32:28,680 --> 00:32:30,800
- What did I have?
- For lunch.

508
00:32:33,602 --> 00:32:35,882
Chicken salad sandwich
and a cup of coffee.

509
00:32:36,021 --> 00:32:38,421
I had a fruit compote
and cottage cheese.

510
00:32:39,316 --> 00:32:40,436
Can you stay a while?

511
00:32:40,567 --> 00:32:44,167
My grandchildren are coming home
from school very soon.
Wendy and Mark.

512
00:32:44,363 --> 00:32:45,643
Yes, yes I can.

513
00:32:45,781 --> 00:32:47,861
You know, we met before,
a long time ago.

514
00:32:48,033 --> 00:32:50,673
My father took me backstage.
I forgot the theater.

515
00:32:50,870 --> 00:32:53,590
It must have been 15 or 20 years ago.
Do you remember that?

516
00:32:53,790 --> 00:32:55,510
Certainly. It was backstage.

517
00:32:55,667 --> 00:32:58,787
Maybe 15, 20 years ago.
I forgot the theater.

518
00:32:59,546 --> 00:33:01,746
- It's true.
- Sure, I remember.

519
00:33:02,215 --> 00:33:04,375
I haven't had chicken salad in years.

520
00:33:08,972 --> 00:33:12,172
So... Mr. Lewis, you must
be very excited. I am.

521
00:33:12,393 --> 00:33:13,633
Because?

522
00:33:14,061 --> 00:33:17,101
For working again.
Doing the old act with Uncle Willy.

523
00:33:17,314 --> 00:33:21,394
I did it more than 11,000 times.
11,001 doesn't excite me.

524
00:33:22,153 --> 00:33:24,553
Well, I can tell you that ABC
she is very excited.

525
00:33:24,739 --> 00:33:27,739
We will see. How much do you say they are going to pay?

526
00:33:27,909 --> 00:33:31,869
- $10,000 for the team.
- That's $5,000 each, correct?

527
00:33:32,998 --> 00:33:34,598
That's right, yes.

528
00:33:34,750 --> 00:33:37,590
I don't have an agent anymore. Died.

529
00:33:39,213 --> 00:33:42,733
- I don't pay commissions, you know.
- By the way. I understand.

530
00:33:43,133 --> 00:33:45,973
I don't mind buying a small gift,
but there is no commission.

531
00:33:46,137 --> 00:33:48,097
It's okay, really.
So do you agree?

532
00:33:48,264 --> 00:33:50,824
Are you willing to do the show
with Uncle Willy?

533
00:33:51,017 --> 00:33:55,017
-He hates my insides, you know.
- No, he never told me that.

534
00:33:55,271 --> 00:33:57,471
- That?
- He never told me that.

535
00:33:57,732 --> 00:33:59,692
How old is he?

536
00:34:00,902 --> 00:34:01,822
Because?

537
00:34:01,945 --> 00:34:04,345
I would like to tell you something.
How old are you?

538
00:34:04,489 --> 00:34:05,649
33.

539
00:34:06,116 --> 00:34:08,596
He called me a bastard son of a bitch.

540
00:34:09,536 --> 00:34:12,976
- The children are not at home, right?
- I don't believe it.

541
00:34:13,457 --> 00:34:16,057
Son of a bitch bastard, because I retired.

542
00:34:16,252 --> 00:34:18,692
Just because I didn't feel like it
to do more of the act.

543
00:34:18,880 --> 00:34:21,240
- Forty-seven years is enough, right?
- Surely.

544
00:34:21,424 --> 00:34:23,304
- That?
- Surely.

545
00:34:24,010 --> 00:34:26,530
Eleven thousand times, the same jokes.

546
00:34:27,639 --> 00:34:29,999
- Was I wrong to do what I did?
- Absolutely not.

547
00:34:30,183 --> 00:34:31,703
- That?
- Absolutely not.

548
00:34:31,810 --> 00:34:33,730
So why say
such things about me?

549
00:34:33,854 --> 00:34:35,254
I don't hate him.

550
00:34:35,397 --> 00:34:38,517
- I'm glad to hear that.
- I can't stand it, but I don't hate it.

551
00:34:38,734 --> 00:34:39,814
He doesn't hate him either.

552
00:34:39,943 --> 00:34:42,503
I guess it just altered it
the breakdown of the equipment...

553
00:34:42,655 --> 00:34:45,575
after all those
wonderful years.
It's understandable, right?

554
00:34:45,783 --> 00:34:46,903
No.

555
00:34:47,827 --> 00:34:50,027
Well, anyway, I'm sure
that once you two
they meet again...

556
00:34:50,204 --> 00:34:54,004
What did he say? $5,000 each?
I don't pay commissions, you know.

557
00:34:54,250 --> 00:34:55,850
- Yes.
- My agent died.

558
00:34:56,002 --> 00:34:59,202
- He told me.
- And they weren't such wonderful years.

559
00:34:59,422 --> 00:35:00,742
Someday I'll tell him.

560
00:35:00,841 --> 00:35:04,361
- I would love to hear
about how you and uncle...
- Sure, I remember.

561
00:35:04,595 --> 00:35:08,995
It was behind the scenes, maybe 15, 20 years ago.
I forgot the theater.

562
00:35:17,859 --> 00:35:19,099
Why didn't you leave a message?

563
00:35:19,193 --> 00:35:21,153
I looked everywhere.
You went out on purpose...

564
00:35:21,321 --> 00:35:22,441
so you don't have to talk.

565
00:35:22,530 --> 00:35:24,090
I'll be in the club,
playing cards.

566
00:35:24,240 --> 00:35:26,280
Don't tell me.
Can I talk to you for a minute?

567
00:35:26,451 --> 00:35:28,731
Where is your education?
Don't you say "Hello"?

568
00:35:28,912 --> 00:35:31,552
This is Arthur Marx, a great young singer...

569
00:35:31,707 --> 00:35:34,107
and this is Benny Friedman,
a fabulous new comedian.

570
00:35:34,293 --> 00:35:35,933
- How are you doing?
- How are you?

571
00:35:36,044 --> 00:35:38,364
- Now can we talk?
- Did you collect a three of hearts?

572
00:35:38,547 --> 00:35:40,107
He will do it. He agreed with everything...

573
00:35:40,216 --> 00:35:41,696
the money, dates, the doctor's act.

574
00:35:41,842 --> 00:35:44,562
He agreed to come from
New Jersey to rehearse at your hotel...

575
00:35:44,720 --> 00:35:47,120
and it will be as sweet as can be.

576
00:35:47,306 --> 00:35:49,946
Now he's waiting for me to tell him
what time will he come...

577
00:35:50,143 --> 00:35:53,863
and then I have to call ABC
and tell them we have a deal, okay?

578
00:35:54,606 --> 00:35:57,886
- Uncle Willy, are you listening to me?
- Short with 5!

579
00:35:58,068 --> 00:35:59,388
ABC is waiting!

580
00:35:59,528 --> 00:36:01,728
What trouble are they in?
Are they going out of business?

581
00:36:01,905 --> 00:36:03,665
I'll call and tell Al Lewis that we have...

582
00:36:03,824 --> 00:36:05,704
Wait a minute, I don't trust him!

583
00:36:05,868 --> 00:36:07,348
He will rehearse with me all week...

584
00:36:07,494 --> 00:36:09,414
and then he will leave right before the show.

585
00:36:09,580 --> 00:36:11,460
That's what you did last time,
the bastard

586
00:36:11,624 --> 00:36:13,624
- He won't leave.
- On the Ed Sullivan Show...

587
00:36:13,793 --> 00:36:16,633
went on strike and left exactly
in the middle of my career.

588
00:36:16,838 --> 00:36:18,478
A man can retire
whenever he wants.

589
00:36:18,631 --> 00:36:21,671
Yes, but I wasn't ready yet!
Anyway, he's sick now.

590
00:36:21,885 --> 00:36:23,965
You told me,
that everything is wrong with him.

591
00:36:24,095 --> 00:36:26,975
He's well enough to remember
the names of his grandchildren.

592
00:36:27,182 --> 00:36:30,262
- It's ringing.
- Sixty - forty. It's okay,
sixty - forty.

593
00:36:30,435 --> 00:36:32,075
I $6,000, he $4,000.

594
00:36:32,229 --> 00:36:34,309
What the hell can you buy
in New Jersey, anyway?

595
00:36:34,481 --> 00:36:37,841
- Everything will be fine. I promise you.
- Tell him I'm against it.

596
00:36:38,068 --> 00:36:40,628
I want him to know that I will do the
show at odds.

597
00:36:40,821 --> 00:36:42,701
He has to be at home.
I told him I would call.

598
00:36:42,865 --> 00:36:45,065
Do you know what he's doing?
Practicing spitting.

599
00:36:45,243 --> 00:36:49,243
Hello, Mr. Lewis. It's Ben again.
Ben. Willy Clark's nephew.

600
00:36:49,497 --> 00:36:51,657
He already forgot it.
He has arthritis in his head.

601
00:36:51,791 --> 00:36:55,631
- Okay, Mr. Lewis. Willy said yes.
- Yes, I disagree!

602
00:36:55,921 --> 00:36:57,721
No, he's very eager to do it.

603
00:36:57,881 --> 00:37:00,761
Who is anxious?
Tell him I'm against it!

604
00:37:00,968 --> 00:37:03,928
Damn nephew! Disgusting nephew!

605
00:37:04,138 --> 00:37:07,658
On Monday at his Hotel. How about 11:00?
Will it be two hours by car?

606
00:37:07,892 --> 00:37:10,212
At 9:00!

607
00:37:10,478 --> 00:37:14,838
No, no, it's television.
Do you want to shut up?

608
00:37:15,983 --> 00:37:18,343
Okay, listen to me.

609
00:37:18,486 --> 00:37:22,126
If he spits or pushes,
I will take him to court.

610
00:37:22,324 --> 00:37:26,484
Do you hear me? I'll take him to court.
Listen to me...

611
00:37:27,204 --> 00:37:30,484
A spit, a push,
and I will take him to court!

612
00:37:31,542 --> 00:37:34,222
Ten to twenty years for spitting in your face!

613
00:37:34,420 --> 00:37:37,700
Tell him! No "toys", "Phones"...

614
00:37:38,424 --> 00:37:41,304
"Typing on the Typing Machine."

615
00:37:41,510 --> 00:37:44,870
...go to Broadway, to 74th Street,
at the Ansonia Hotel.

616
00:37:48,309 --> 00:37:51,509
Ben Clark. Willy Clark's nephew.

617
00:37:53,064 --> 00:37:56,664
- My God, they are both the same!
- I'll go back to the game.

618
00:38:00,447 --> 00:38:04,487
- Are you nervous?
- I? Highly strung?
Why should I be nervous?

619
00:38:05,494 --> 00:38:09,694
- What time do you want me to pick you up?
- Call me every hour on the hour.

620
00:38:33,899 --> 00:38:37,499
Hello! Hello! Is it the Spanish boy?

621
00:38:38,070 --> 00:38:41,830
Willy Clark. Listen, don't tell him
to my nephew that I am at home.

622
00:38:42,492 --> 00:38:44,332
No, no...

623
00:38:45,912 --> 00:38:49,632
Not enchilada. Tell him I left.
That I'm out.

624
00:38:49,874 --> 00:38:52,594
I'm not here, you understand?
I'm not here.

625
00:38:53,587 --> 00:38:56,187
- Wait. Who is it?
- Uncle Willy, it's Ben.

626
00:38:57,382 --> 00:38:59,502
He is here. It doesn't matter, idiot.

627
00:39:00,803 --> 00:39:03,003
-Uncle Willy.
- Ben, is that you?

628
00:39:03,430 --> 00:39:04,830
Yes, open me.

629
00:39:06,267 --> 00:39:07,707
Wait a minute.

630
00:39:11,773 --> 00:39:14,533
- Are you alone, or is he with you?
- I'm alone.

631
00:39:16,611 --> 00:39:19,571
- You're sure?
- Yes, I'm sure.

632
00:39:21,199 --> 00:39:22,639
Wait a minute.

633
00:39:25,954 --> 00:39:28,674
- Slide it, don't push.
- Wait a minute, I'll push it.

634
00:39:28,874 --> 00:39:31,154
Don't push. Slide it.

635
00:39:31,585 --> 00:39:32,505
Slide it.

636
00:39:36,465 --> 00:39:40,385
- I think we have to slide it.
- I ran like crazy.

637
00:39:40,970 --> 00:39:42,370
I didn't want him here before me.

638
00:39:42,472 --> 00:39:44,512
- Did he call you or something?
- Who?

639
00:39:46,267 --> 00:39:48,827
You parked too close.
It's disgusting here.

640
00:39:49,104 --> 00:39:53,384
- Do you want me to come in with you?
- No, just wait for me to enter the lobby.

641
00:39:54,234 --> 00:39:55,914
I'll probably get mugged.

642
00:40:15,840 --> 00:40:16,840
It's late.

643
00:40:16,967 --> 00:40:19,287
Deliberately comes late
to get angry.

644
00:40:19,469 --> 00:40:21,829
It's not late. Two missing
minutes to 11:00.

645
00:40:22,014 --> 00:40:24,414
So are you ahead of time?
I tell you, it's late.

646
00:40:24,600 --> 00:40:27,040
I was ready at 8:00 in the morning
and dress.

647
00:40:27,227 --> 00:40:29,947
You call that a dress?
You're half dressed!

648
00:40:30,731 --> 00:40:33,171
Should he be all dressed up?

649
00:40:34,026 --> 00:40:37,746
- Why didn't you shave?
- Get me the "Schick" commercial,
and I will shave.

650
00:40:37,989 --> 00:40:42,389
I think I have hepatitis.
See here how I look green.

651
00:40:43,870 --> 00:40:45,750
I wonder if I should call him.
Maybe he's sick.

652
00:40:45,872 --> 00:40:48,032
You think he's sick.
But you don't believe me.

653
00:40:48,208 --> 00:40:49,608
Maybe you should become his nephew.

654
00:40:49,751 --> 00:40:52,151
Can you stop, Uncle Willy,
and behave for once?

655
00:40:52,337 --> 00:40:53,817
What do you mean by "behave"?

656
00:40:53,964 --> 00:40:56,644
Who do you think you're talking to?
Susan and Jackie?

657
00:40:56,842 --> 00:40:59,042
Amanda and Jackie. Michael.

658
00:40:59,220 --> 00:41:01,380
I wish I was, but I can't...

659
00:41:03,015 --> 00:41:05,135
I have chest pains on Mondays.

660
00:41:05,309 --> 00:41:08,949
- That's him. Do I do it?
- Do what? I didn't hear anything.

661
00:41:09,856 --> 00:41:13,176
I think it would be a nice gesture,
Uncle Willy, if you would open the door.

662
00:41:13,401 --> 00:41:15,441
Please. you promised me
that they would give themselves a chance.

663
00:41:15,570 --> 00:41:19,490
I'm going to give you all the possibilities
in the world, but it's not going to work.

664
00:41:30,378 --> 00:41:32,138
- Where are you going?
- I'm going to make tea.

665
00:41:32,296 --> 00:41:34,496
- I would like some hot tea.
- Now?

666
00:41:42,849 --> 00:41:47,009
- Hello, Mr. Lewis. How are you?
- Hello, how are you? I'm Al Lewis.

667
00:41:48,438 --> 00:41:50,798
Yes of course. Happens. Forward.

668
00:41:57,781 --> 00:41:59,981
Uncle Willy is making tea.

669
00:42:03,204 --> 00:42:04,724
Please sit down.

670
00:42:13,048 --> 00:42:14,728
Thank you so much.

671
00:42:19,137 --> 00:42:22,457
Did you have any problems
on the trip from Jersey?

672
00:42:23,475 --> 00:42:26,555
My daughter drove. She has a car.

673
00:42:27,521 --> 00:42:28,601
How nice.

674
00:42:28,731 --> 00:42:31,811
1973Chrysler. "The imperial."

675
00:42:32,610 --> 00:42:34,970
- Yes, it is a wonderful car.
- Good car.

676
00:42:38,158 --> 00:42:40,198
Do you come to New York often?

677
00:42:40,368 --> 00:42:44,648
- Today is the first time in two years.
- Really? How did you find it?

678
00:42:44,873 --> 00:42:46,473
My daughter drove.

679
00:42:48,460 --> 00:42:49,540
Clear.

680
00:42:53,841 --> 00:42:56,001
Uncle Willy, how's that going?

681
00:42:58,679 --> 00:43:00,399
It doesn't seem to boil yet.

682
00:43:01,557 --> 00:43:04,917
- Would you like some tea, Mr. Lewis?
- Tea would be nice, thank you.

683
00:43:05,144 --> 00:43:07,264
Mr. Lewis would like tea, too.

684
00:43:07,522 --> 00:43:10,002
- I only got one envelope.
- Good, wet it twice.

685
00:43:14,196 --> 00:43:18,156
- Can I take your coat, Mr. Lewis?
- We'll see. Maybe later.

686
00:43:29,045 --> 00:43:31,885
Do you have any questions you would like
make about the show...

687
00:43:32,048 --> 00:43:36,768
about the Study, essays,
or the premiere? Things like that?

688
00:43:37,512 --> 00:43:38,632
Like what?

689
00:43:40,223 --> 00:43:44,823
Like the Study, or the essays,
or the premiere. Things like that.

690
00:43:45,479 --> 00:43:48,839
- Do you have the accessories?
- What are accessories?

691
00:43:49,066 --> 00:43:52,346
The accessories for the doctor's sketch.
You have to have accessories.

692
00:43:52,570 --> 00:43:55,850
Accessories, certainly.
What do you need? I will tell them.

693
00:43:56,991 --> 00:43:58,631
We need a desk...

694
00:43:59,285 --> 00:44:01,605
a phone, a pointer...

695
00:44:01,788 --> 00:44:04,268
a blackboard, some chalk...

696
00:44:04,415 --> 00:44:07,615
some red chalk, a skeleton,
not too high...

697
00:44:08,169 --> 00:44:11,289
a stethoscope, a thermometer,
a tab...

698
00:44:11,506 --> 00:44:15,466
- Wait a minute. What is a reed?
- A tongue to put in your mouth and say "Ah".

699
00:44:16,261 --> 00:44:18,301
- TRUE. A tab.
- A tab.

700
00:44:19,181 --> 00:44:22,701
A bottle of pills, big ones,
as for a horse.

701
00:44:22,935 --> 00:44:24,735
- That big?
- No, that's for a pony.

702
00:44:24,895 --> 00:44:26,815
For horses it is like that.

703
00:44:26,981 --> 00:44:31,461
- Some bandages, cotton, an eye chart...
- Wait a minute. It's going too fast.

704
00:44:32,445 --> 00:44:33,965
A desk.

705
00:44:34,823 --> 00:44:36,343
A telephone.

706
00:44:37,117 --> 00:44:39,917
- A pointer.
- I already have all that.

707
00:44:40,829 --> 00:44:43,509
I mean after cotton
and the graphic eye.

708
00:44:43,874 --> 00:44:47,754
A men's suit, size 38.
Like the one I'm using.

709
00:44:48,462 --> 00:44:51,222
- They usually let me keep it.
- Also in blue?

710
00:44:52,007 --> 00:44:54,647
Who needs two blue suits?
Get me a brown one.

711
00:44:55,595 --> 00:44:57,355
A brown suit.

712
00:44:57,513 --> 00:45:00,113
- That's all?
- That's all. And a blonde.

713
00:45:01,267 --> 00:45:04,387
- Do you mean a woman?
- Do you know a blonde nurse
that is a man?

714
00:45:04,604 --> 00:45:08,084
Big. As big as you can find,
with big breasts.

715
00:45:08,817 --> 00:45:11,937
A 40, a 45. And a good background.

716
00:45:12,654 --> 00:45:17,174
Do you mean a sexy girl
with a big round butt?

717
00:45:17,993 --> 00:45:21,193
Like this. This is too small,
and this is too big.

718
00:45:21,413 --> 00:45:24,453
- This is perfect.
- I know what you mean.

719
00:45:24,667 --> 00:45:26,747
If you bring me some photos, I'll choose one.

720
00:45:26,919 --> 00:45:31,239
There are a million girls like that around here.
11:15! I have to go.

721
00:45:32,634 --> 00:45:34,434
Uncle Willy, I'm leaving.

722
00:45:36,429 --> 00:45:40,949
Mr. Lewis, I cannot express
how happy I am...

723
00:45:41,184 --> 00:45:44,064
...and speaking on behalf of the millions
of young people in this country...

724
00:45:44,229 --> 00:45:47,349
who never had the chance
to see the work of Lewis and Clark...

725
00:45:47,524 --> 00:45:50,524
I just want to say thank you to both of you.

726
00:45:51,195 --> 00:45:53,395
Both of you, Uncle Willy!

727
00:45:54,115 --> 00:45:56,995
- I just hope they are not disappointed.
- They're not going to be.

728
00:45:57,201 --> 00:45:59,241
I know they're not going to be.
I'm just saying it.

729
00:46:04,042 --> 00:46:06,562
- Goodbye, Uncle Willy. Leave.
- I'll show you to the elevator.

730
00:46:06,711 --> 00:46:08,711
I know where it is.

731
00:46:12,134 --> 00:46:13,934
I'll call you tonight.

732
00:46:15,262 --> 00:46:18,702
I just want to say that this
It's a very happy moment for me...

733
00:46:18,933 --> 00:46:22,333
see both of them together again, reunited.

734
00:46:23,020 --> 00:46:26,700
The two kings of comedy.
I'm sure they're both very excited.

735
00:46:28,985 --> 00:46:33,145
Looks like we're ready to
a great start.
I'll call you later. Bye bye.

736
00:46:44,334 --> 00:46:45,894
You have to slide it.

737
00:47:02,062 --> 00:47:03,862
What do you want? Tea?

738
00:47:05,398 --> 00:47:06,718
Yes, thanks.

739
00:47:51,489 --> 00:47:53,169
- Sugar?
- If you have.

740
00:47:53,533 --> 00:47:54,893
I have sugar.

741
00:48:20,186 --> 00:48:23,066
- Do you want a cookie?
- What kind of cookie?

742
00:48:23,272 --> 00:48:26,312
Chocolate, coconut, "Graham",
whatever you want.

743
00:48:27,152 --> 00:48:30,152
- Maybe just a simple cookie.
- I don't have any simple cookies.

744
00:48:30,322 --> 00:48:34,162
- I have chocolate, coconut and "Graham".
- Okay, a "Graham."

745
00:48:34,409 --> 00:48:38,409
- They are in the kitchen, in the closet.
- Maybe later.

746
00:48:45,755 --> 00:48:48,675
- It hurt me to hear about Lillian.
- Thank you.

747
00:48:49,258 --> 00:48:52,058
She was a nice woman.
I always liked Lillian.

748
00:48:52,220 --> 00:48:53,500
Thank you.

749
00:48:57,016 --> 00:49:00,856
- And what about you?
- Thank God, I hit wood.

750
00:49:01,605 --> 00:49:02,765
Perfect.

751
00:49:03,899 --> 00:49:07,259
I heard something else.
I heard your blood doesn't circulate.

752
00:49:07,653 --> 00:49:10,093
It's not true. My blood circulates.

753
00:49:10,280 --> 00:49:13,080
I'm not saying everywhere, but it circulates.

754
00:49:13,742 --> 00:49:15,462
I have been lucky. I'm in the pink.

755
00:49:15,578 --> 00:49:19,538
That's what I was looking at. For a minute, I thought you were blushing.

756
00:49:31,386 --> 00:49:34,706
- Do you want some nuts?
- No, thanks.

757
00:49:35,098 --> 00:49:37,498
I'm not allowed to eat nuts.
Too salty.

758
00:49:40,521 --> 00:49:43,201
- You know, Sol Burton died.
- Don't tell me!

759
00:49:48,404 --> 00:49:49,964
Who is Sol Burton?

760
00:49:51,366 --> 00:49:53,206
Don't you remember Sol Burton?

761
00:49:54,410 --> 00:49:57,210
Oh, yes, the manager of the "Belasco" Theater.

762
00:49:57,455 --> 00:50:00,375
- That was Sol Bernstein.
- Not Sol Bernstein.

763
00:50:00,584 --> 00:50:02,984
Sol Burton was the manager
of the Belasco Theater.

764
00:50:03,170 --> 00:50:06,050
Sol Bernstein was the manager
from the Belasco Theater...

765
00:50:06,256 --> 00:50:09,776
and it was not the Belasco Theater,
It was the Morosco Theater.

766
00:50:10,010 --> 00:50:12,610
Sid Weinstein was the manager
of the Morosco Theater.

767
00:50:12,805 --> 00:50:15,285
Sol Burton was the manager
of Belasco.

768
00:50:15,474 --> 00:50:17,674
Sol Bernstein, I don't know who the hell he was.

769
00:50:17,810 --> 00:50:20,650
How can you remember something
if your blood does not circulate?

770
00:50:20,813 --> 00:50:24,453
Circulates in my head.
It doesn't circulate in my feet.

771
00:50:27,153 --> 00:50:28,873
Anything coming down?

772
00:50:29,030 --> 00:50:31,630
Wait a minute. Wasn't Sid Weinstein
the composer of terrible songs...

773
00:50:31,825 --> 00:50:34,025
who wrote "Lady, lady, be my baby"?

774
00:50:34,203 --> 00:50:37,523
No, for Christ's sake, that was Sol Burton!

775
00:50:38,123 --> 00:50:40,963
Was that Sol Burton? And he died?

776
00:50:41,502 --> 00:50:42,782
Last week.

777
00:50:42,962 --> 00:50:45,122
- Where?
- In Variety.

778
00:50:51,387 --> 00:50:54,347
So, this is where you live now.

779
00:50:54,891 --> 00:50:59,531
- Didn't I always live here?
- Not here. You lived in the big suite.

780
00:51:01,481 --> 00:51:05,681
This is the big suite, but they cut it
in five small suites.

781
00:51:05,944 --> 00:51:08,784
I have a beautiful room
with my daughter in New Jersey.

782
00:51:08,989 --> 00:51:12,669
- Do you live in your daughter's room?
- At his house.

783
00:51:12,910 --> 00:51:16,670
I have my own room, my own bathroom.
They don't bother me, I don't bother them.

784
00:51:16,873 --> 00:51:19,313
- Where is it, in the country?
- Of course it is in the country.

785
00:51:19,500 --> 00:51:22,460
Where do you think New Jersey is?
In the city?

786
00:51:27,217 --> 00:51:30,857
So what do you think?
Do you want to do the doctor skit?

787
00:51:31,763 --> 00:51:34,203
Listen, it's very good money.

788
00:51:34,683 --> 00:51:37,723
It's just a few days of work,
and then I can go back to New Jersey.

789
00:51:37,937 --> 00:51:40,937
If you feel like you want to do it,
so I agree.

790
00:51:41,148 --> 00:51:44,028
- And did they tell you how I feel?
- That?

791
00:51:44,861 --> 00:51:47,741
I am against.
But if you want, I will.

792
00:51:48,031 --> 00:51:51,591
What do you mean you're against it?
If you are against it, don't do it.

793
00:51:51,826 --> 00:51:55,066
What worries you if I'm against it?
as long as we do it.

794
00:51:55,288 --> 00:51:57,368
I just want you to know
why I do it.

795
00:51:57,541 --> 00:51:59,101
Don't do me any favors.

796
00:51:59,209 --> 00:52:02,209
Who is doing you a favor?
I'm doing my nephew a favor.

797
00:52:02,588 --> 00:52:06,268
It will be a great opportunity for the boy
have a couple of big stars
like us.

798
00:52:06,509 --> 00:52:09,669
That's different. In that case,
I'm against it, but I do it.

799
00:52:09,887 --> 00:52:12,247
To the extent that we understand each other
each other.

800
00:52:12,390 --> 00:52:15,670
I want to be sure that you know
that I'm not doing it for money.

801
00:52:15,893 --> 00:52:18,253
The money will go to my grandchildren.

802
00:52:18,646 --> 00:52:20,766
- The whole thing?
- The whole thing.

803
00:52:20,899 --> 00:52:22,939
But not now.
Just in case he dies.

804
00:52:23,818 --> 00:52:26,418
If I don't die, it will be for my old age.

805
00:52:27,239 --> 00:52:29,679
- Same with me.
- You don't have grandchildren.

806
00:52:29,867 --> 00:52:33,747
My nephew's children.
Sidney and... Mervyn.

807
00:52:35,289 --> 00:52:38,129
Do you want to rehearse the sketch or not? That?

808
00:52:38,292 --> 00:52:41,772
- Aren't you against rehearsing?
- I am against doing the Show.

809
00:52:42,004 --> 00:52:44,564
- Rehearsing is important.
- Okay, let's rehearse.

810
00:52:44,757 --> 00:52:48,117
Why don't we move the furniture
and we set the scene?

811
00:53:46,322 --> 00:53:49,802
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
What the hell are we doing?

812
00:53:49,993 --> 00:53:52,633
I set the scene.
I don't know what you do.

813
00:53:52,829 --> 00:53:54,589
- Are you setting the scene?
- That's right.

814
00:53:54,706 --> 00:53:57,666
Are you setting the scene
for the doctor sketch?

815
00:53:58,001 --> 00:53:59,561
The doctor sketch?

816
00:54:12,392 --> 00:54:16,592
Wait a minute, damn it!
We're doing the same damn thing!

817
00:54:16,855 --> 00:54:21,135
Are you setting the scene for the sketch
from the doctor or are you redecorating my apartment?

818
00:54:21,359 --> 00:54:24,399
I know what I'm doing.
I made this sketch 43 years ago.

819
00:54:24,613 --> 00:54:27,733
And what was I doing all that time?
Smoking a cigar?

820
00:54:28,117 --> 00:54:30,437
Can we please set the scene
for the doctor sketch?

821
00:54:30,619 --> 00:54:33,459
My clothes are starting to stink
to this apartment.

822
00:54:33,664 --> 00:54:37,024
Alright. If you think you know
how to fix it, well, fix it.

823
00:54:37,210 --> 00:54:39,050
It will be a pleasure.

824
00:54:46,511 --> 00:54:48,751
There it is. This is the doctor's sketch.

825
00:54:49,264 --> 00:54:53,104
How much do you bet? That's the sketch
from Gypsy Chiropractic.

826
00:54:53,727 --> 00:54:56,247
- Do you remember it?
- It's more than a memory. I'm sure.

827
00:54:56,438 --> 00:54:59,398
It's okay, wise man,
show me the doctor sketch.

828
00:55:08,993 --> 00:55:11,713
So. This is the doctor's sketch.

829
00:55:15,166 --> 00:55:19,246
Do you know what you are, Willy?
You're a stupid 73 year old old man.

830
00:55:20,130 --> 00:55:23,850
TRUE. Only the stupid one didn't drive
all the way from New Jersey.

831
00:55:24,092 --> 00:55:28,292
I didn't drive, my daughter did.
Now can we please rehearse the sketch?

832
00:55:28,889 --> 00:55:31,489
Alright. Go outside.
I am here in the doctor's office.

833
00:55:31,684 --> 00:55:34,764
- Do you want to do the part first
from the nurse?
- Do you see a nurse here?

834
00:55:34,937 --> 00:55:37,417
How can I rehearse with a
nurse who is not here?

835
00:55:37,607 --> 00:55:39,487
Don't ask me. I'm an idiot.

836
00:55:42,904 --> 00:55:44,304
Let's forget the nurse.

837
00:55:44,447 --> 00:55:48,247
It starts with the part when I'm
in the office and you enter.

838
00:55:49,035 --> 00:55:53,355
Okay, I'll start when I come in.
Knock, knock, knock. I'm looking for the doctor.

839
00:55:53,624 --> 00:55:55,184
First, go outside.

840
00:55:56,627 --> 00:56:00,627
I could be at home playing solitaire right now.
Okay, I'm out. Knock, knock.

841
00:56:00,881 --> 00:56:04,681
Wait a minute.
You are not outside the door.

842
00:56:04,927 --> 00:56:07,727
- Go outside the door!
- We're just rehearsing.

843
00:56:08,139 --> 00:56:10,699
Can't you believe I'm
outside the door?

844
00:56:10,892 --> 00:56:13,212
Sure, if you were a good actor.

845
00:56:14,854 --> 00:56:17,574
I regret that my daughter
Did you ever buy that car?

846
00:56:18,233 --> 00:56:20,633
We will not stop for every
small thing, right?

847
00:56:20,819 --> 00:56:25,179
I don't know how many years I've let go by.
I don't want to spend them rehearsing.

848
00:56:25,449 --> 00:56:27,969
We are not going to stop for the little things.

849
00:56:28,160 --> 00:56:30,400
Let's stop the stupid things!

850
00:56:30,579 --> 00:56:33,579
Don't go outside the door
It's a stupid thing.

851
00:56:34,500 --> 00:56:37,420
come here first
It was stupid.

852
00:56:37,629 --> 00:56:39,269
Okay, I'll go outside.

853
00:56:39,422 --> 00:56:42,982
If I'm out and my daughter calls,
Tell him to pick me up in 20 minutes.

854
00:56:43,218 --> 00:56:44,898
She can come get you right now,
I don't care.

855
00:56:49,892 --> 00:56:53,692
- Okay, give me a "knock, knock, knock."
- Knock, knock, knock.

856
00:56:54,313 --> 00:56:57,513
Don't say it for the love of God, do it!

857
00:56:58,359 --> 00:57:01,839
- Are you ready?
- I'm ready. Give me a knock, knock, knock.

858
00:57:05,074 --> 00:57:06,274
Happens.

859
00:57:11,039 --> 00:57:14,359
- Come in, now!
- It doesn't open. It's stuck.

860
00:57:14,876 --> 00:57:17,316
Okay, wait a minute.

861
00:57:24,011 --> 00:57:26,331
- Wait a minute.
- What's happening?

862
00:57:26,722 --> 00:57:27,882
Wait a minute.

863
00:57:29,058 --> 00:57:31,018
- Is it blocked?
- It is not blocked.

864
00:57:32,103 --> 00:57:33,503
Wait a minute.

865
00:57:36,357 --> 00:57:39,877
It's blocked.
Go down and look for someone.

866
00:57:40,695 --> 00:57:43,455
Find the Spanish boy, below.
Tell him it's blocked.

867
00:57:43,865 --> 00:57:45,625
- What do I tell you?
- Go down...

868
00:57:45,742 --> 00:57:48,582
and get someone,
for the love of God!

869
00:57:48,745 --> 00:57:50,745
Don't you understand English?

870
00:57:51,081 --> 00:57:53,121
Don't yell at me. I didn't block the door.

871
00:57:53,250 --> 00:57:56,010
You certainly blocked it!
Why are you wasting your time?

872
00:57:56,212 --> 00:57:58,132
Go downstairs and get someone!

873
00:57:59,590 --> 00:58:02,070
It's open. What about you?

874
00:58:02,885 --> 00:58:05,805
It's open on my side. You closed yours.

875
00:58:06,014 --> 00:58:08,414
Okay, okay, come in now. Come in.

876
00:58:11,061 --> 00:58:12,621
Did my daughter call?

877
00:58:12,771 --> 00:58:15,291
I think you were a little
crazy in the country.

878
00:58:15,482 --> 00:58:18,042
Do you want to insult me,
or rehearse the sketch?

879
00:58:18,235 --> 00:58:20,995
I would like to do both,
but we don't have time.

880
00:58:21,155 --> 00:58:23,035
Alright. Forget about the door.

881
00:58:23,199 --> 00:58:26,119
Just stand there and say,
"Knock, knock, knock."

882
00:58:26,285 --> 00:58:30,445
- I hope I can escape again.
- Me too. Knock, knock, knock.

883
00:58:33,626 --> 00:58:34,906
Between!

884
00:58:36,796 --> 00:58:39,876
What do you mean by "Between"?
What happened to "Pass"?

885
00:58:40,091 --> 00:58:44,051
It's the same thing, "Enter" or "Pass." what is
the difference if you are still inside?

886
00:58:44,304 --> 00:58:47,344
The difference is that we have done
this sketch 11,000 times...

887
00:58:47,558 --> 00:58:51,078
and you always said "Come in."
Suddenly today it's "Between."

888
00:58:51,312 --> 00:58:54,952
Why today, after all these years,
suddenly change to "Between"?

889
00:58:55,149 --> 00:58:57,469
I'm trying to freshen up the act.

890
00:58:57,985 --> 00:59:00,425
Who asked you to refresh the act?

891
00:59:00,613 --> 00:59:02,613
They asked for the doctor sketch, right?

892
00:59:02,782 --> 00:59:05,662
The doctor's sketch begins with
"Pass" and not "Enter."

893
00:59:05,869 --> 00:59:09,189
Do you want to refresh something?
Put some flowers here.

894
00:59:09,372 --> 00:59:11,572
What's wrong with "Between"
instead of "Pass"?

895
00:59:11,750 --> 00:59:13,070
It's different.

896
00:59:13,168 --> 00:59:16,408
Do you know why we've been doing it
43 years in the same way?

897
00:59:16,630 --> 00:59:20,110
- Because it's good.
- And do you know why we don't do it more?

898
00:59:20,342 --> 00:59:23,582
Because we've been doing it
for 43 years.

899
00:59:24,180 --> 00:59:27,900
If we're not doing it anymore,
Why are we changing it then?

900
00:59:28,601 --> 00:59:29,841
Do you know what's wrong with you?

901
00:59:29,977 --> 00:59:33,777
You've been sitting on a porch
of New Jersey for too long
time. You're out of touch.

902
00:59:34,023 --> 00:59:35,423
From my window here...

903
00:59:35,525 --> 00:59:38,125
I see everything that happens in the world.

904
00:59:38,320 --> 00:59:40,560
Here. I see the old people...

905
00:59:40,697 --> 00:59:43,737
I see the young people, good people,
bad people

906
00:59:43,951 --> 00:59:48,311
I see assaults, I see drug addicts, ambulances,
car accidents...

907
00:59:48,539 --> 00:59:51,339
...building jumpers.
I see everything.

908
00:59:52,168 --> 00:59:56,488
You see a lawnmower and the milkman.

909
00:59:57,548 --> 01:00:00,148
Is that why you want to say "Between"
instead of "Pass"?

910
01:00:00,343 --> 01:00:03,263
Are you listening to me?
Are you listening to me?

911
01:00:04,013 --> 01:00:06,093
Why, is there someone else in the room?

912
01:00:06,224 --> 01:00:09,384
You don't know the things that
happen today.

913
01:00:09,561 --> 01:00:12,641
Have you heard of the expression
"This is where it is"?

914
01:00:12,856 --> 01:00:16,256
This is where it is,
and this is where I'm from!

915
01:00:17,403 --> 01:00:19,443
I see. Have you heard of the expression:

916
01:00:19,613 --> 01:00:21,493
"What the hell are you talking about?"

917
01:00:21,657 --> 01:00:23,577
This comes before another expression:

918
01:00:23,743 --> 01:00:25,783
"You'll never know what the hell
you're talking."

919
01:00:25,953 --> 01:00:28,593
I'm not the one who retired.
You are the one who retired...

920
01:00:28,748 --> 01:00:31,108
because you were tired,
because you were out of fashion.

921
01:00:31,251 --> 01:00:34,731
I'm still in fashion.
I'm still in the lawsuit.
I'm still hot!

922
01:00:37,090 --> 01:00:39,970
If this room catches fire,
you wouldn't get hot.

923
01:00:41,845 --> 01:00:44,365
Look, I don't want to argue with you.

924
01:00:44,556 --> 01:00:47,756
after you say
"knock, knock, knock",
I will say "Enter."

925
01:00:47,935 --> 01:00:50,935
If you don't like it, you don't have to enter.

926
01:00:51,272 --> 01:00:54,272
If you say "Enter" after
say "knock, knock, knock"...

927
01:00:54,442 --> 01:00:57,082
I'll go in, okay. But I won't go in alone.

928
01:00:57,278 --> 01:01:00,958
- I'll bring a lawyer with me.
- Where from? From New Jersey?

929
01:01:01,199 --> 01:01:03,759
You will be lucky if a cow
come in with you.

930
01:01:03,952 --> 01:01:06,792
Against you in court,
I could win with a cow.

931
01:01:07,998 --> 01:01:10,958
The finger You are starting
with your finger again.

932
01:01:11,168 --> 01:01:13,328
A knife? You're crazy?

933
01:01:13,504 --> 01:01:16,624
The next time you give me the finger,
say goodbye to the finger!

934
01:01:16,799 --> 01:01:18,359
I have a fabulous idea.

935
01:01:18,509 --> 01:01:21,549
Instead of working together again,
Let's not work together anymore.

936
01:01:21,762 --> 01:01:24,802
- You're crazy.
- Crazy? Am I crazy?

937
01:01:25,016 --> 01:01:27,376
Keep saying it until
you believe it

938
01:01:32,023 --> 01:01:35,183
I may be crazy,
but do you know how you are?

939
01:01:35,360 --> 01:01:39,520
- You're senile! Do you know what senile is?
- I'm not giving you any lines...

940
01:01:40,449 --> 01:01:43,169
Back off! Out!
Get off the phone!

941
01:01:43,410 --> 01:01:47,330
- Lunatic.
- Hello? Who are you? That?

942
01:01:47,540 --> 01:01:49,580
- Is she my daughter?
- Do you want to shut up!

943
01:01:49,750 --> 01:01:53,830
- Is she my daughter?
- Can't you stay quiet? Can't you see what I'm talking about?

944
01:01:54,046 --> 01:01:56,526
Don't you see me on the phone
with a person?

945
01:01:56,716 --> 01:02:01,156
For the love of God, are you going to behave
like a human being for five seconds?

946
01:02:01,554 --> 01:02:04,754
For five seconds,
behave like a human being!

947
01:02:05,392 --> 01:02:08,472
Hello? One minute. It's your daughter.

948
01:02:12,691 --> 01:02:15,051
Hello. Hello darling.

949
01:02:15,903 --> 01:02:16,823
No.

950
01:02:18,698 --> 01:02:22,298
I can't talk to you.
I said I can't talk to you.

951
01:02:22,743 --> 01:02:25,183
Because he's a crazy bug, that's why.

952
01:02:25,371 --> 01:02:27,851
- Am I a bedbug? Am I a bedbug?
- Do you see what I'm saying?

953
01:02:28,082 --> 01:02:32,082
Your father is sick!
Come and pick up your sick father!

954
01:02:32,337 --> 01:02:35,017
Do you want to shut up?
Do you want to behave?

955
01:02:35,215 --> 01:02:37,495
For the love of God, behave!

956
01:02:38,969 --> 01:02:43,529
Doris, I want you to pick me up now.
I don't want to talk about it.

957
01:02:43,807 --> 01:02:48,247
Pick me up now. He threatened me
with a knife. A kitchen knife.

958
01:02:49,397 --> 01:02:51,717
It was still dirty from breakfast.

959
01:02:52,275 --> 01:02:55,435
Alright. She wants to talk to you.
It's right across the street.

960
01:02:55,653 --> 01:02:58,773
- Who is it?
- Mrs. Eleanor Roosevelt.

961
01:02:59,074 --> 01:03:02,034
What do you mean by "Who is"?
Didn't you just say she's my daughter?

962
01:03:02,244 --> 01:03:04,884
I know it's your daughter,
but I forgot his name.

963
01:03:05,080 --> 01:03:07,520
- Doris.
- What do you want?

964
01:03:07,958 --> 01:03:10,398
My Doris? She will tell you.

965
01:03:11,670 --> 01:03:15,110
Hello? How are you, dear? It's Willy Clark.

966
01:03:15,966 --> 01:03:19,486
Yes. Unpleasant?
No, it wasn't unpleasant.

967
01:03:19,720 --> 01:03:22,480
It was stupid, but
nothing unpleasant.

968
01:03:22,640 --> 01:03:25,520
Tell him I'm getting into my coat.
Tell him I have a sleeve inside.

969
01:03:25,727 --> 01:03:28,807
I hoped this would work, too.
I went back and forth.

970
01:03:28,980 --> 01:03:31,740
- He didn't even move to the side.
- I have the other sleeve.

971
01:03:31,942 --> 01:03:33,822
Tell him I'm wearing my hat
and out the door.

972
01:03:33,985 --> 01:03:36,585
It's just a matter of one word,
dear, "Come in."

973
01:03:36,780 --> 01:03:40,700
- That's the whole problem here.
- The hat is on.
I am a package. Tell him.

974
01:03:40,951 --> 01:03:44,471
Alright. I will do that. I'll tell you.
I promise I'll tell you myself.

975
01:03:44,705 --> 01:03:46,265
Goodbye, Dorothy.

976
01:03:50,253 --> 01:03:54,173
- I told him that we will give him one last chance.
- Not if you say "Come in."

977
01:03:55,133 --> 01:03:57,533
"Come in," I stay. "Come in," I'm leaving.

978
01:03:59,346 --> 01:04:02,506
- Give me a "knock, knock, knock."
- Don't joke with me.

979
01:04:02,724 --> 01:04:06,124
I have quite a bit of pain in my neck.
Are you going to say "Come in"?

980
01:04:06,353 --> 01:04:10,073
- Give me a "knock, knock, knock."
- I know you, bastard.

981
01:04:10,858 --> 01:04:13,178
Give me a knock, knock, knock.

982
01:04:15,237 --> 01:04:19,077
- Between!
- Bedbug. Crazy bedbug.

983
01:04:19,450 --> 01:04:20,930
Between!

984
01:04:21,285 --> 01:04:23,605
Drop dead in the hallway,
crazy bastard

985
01:04:23,746 --> 01:04:25,946
- Between!
- Lunatic.

986
01:04:26,499 --> 01:04:30,139
- Start the car. Start the car.
- Are you OK?

987
01:04:30,378 --> 01:04:31,378
Start the car.

988
01:04:31,505 --> 01:04:34,265
- Dad, what happened? What is the problem?
- Just start the car.

989
01:04:34,424 --> 01:04:36,944
Okay, but what happened?
You are totally turned on.

990
01:04:37,136 --> 01:04:40,896
- Didn't I tell you to start the car?
- I know, but what happened?

991
01:04:41,390 --> 01:04:43,750
- That happened.
- Between!

992
01:04:52,277 --> 01:04:54,837
A pointer. A stethoscope.

993
01:04:55,238 --> 01:04:59,358
A skeleton, not very tall.
Just get what I tell you, will you?

994
01:04:59,910 --> 01:05:02,550
- There was no turkey.
I got your chicken salad.
- The same as yesterday.

995
01:05:02,746 --> 01:05:06,066
You have it again today.
ABC's Lester Burns is in number two.

996
01:05:06,291 --> 01:05:07,691
I'll call you again.

997
01:05:07,835 --> 01:05:10,315
Lester, how are you?

998
01:05:10,629 --> 01:05:14,189
Yes, this morning.
I just left them. Sensational.

999
01:05:14,425 --> 01:05:17,225
I watched them rehearse for approximately 20 minutes.
I was hysterical.

1000
01:05:17,428 --> 01:05:20,428
I swear, the tears were rolling down
of my eyes. But I'll tell you...

1001
01:05:20,598 --> 01:05:23,478
that even more than important,
It was so moving...

1002
01:05:23,685 --> 01:05:26,605
That is, these men still
They love each other after all these years.

1003
01:05:26,771 --> 01:05:28,411
I wish I could have seen--

1004
01:05:28,565 --> 01:05:30,805
Your uncle in number three sounds like trouble.

1005
01:05:30,942 --> 01:05:35,182
Les, can you wait a second?
What is it, Willy?

1006
01:05:36,949 --> 01:05:39,549
It doesn't matter. Just tell me what happened.

1007
01:05:40,661 --> 01:05:41,621
Yeah?

1008
01:05:42,705 --> 01:05:43,905
And then?

1009
01:05:46,501 --> 01:05:50,301
And? Oh shit! Wait, Uncle Willy.

1010
01:05:51,756 --> 01:05:54,516
Les, could I call you back?

1011
01:05:55,635 --> 01:05:59,155
Uncle Willy, you didn't promise me...
Don't you dare hang up on me!

1012
01:06:18,534 --> 01:06:21,254
I told him on the phone, it's useless
that drove here.

1013
01:06:21,454 --> 01:06:24,094
- My father doesn't want to discuss it.
- Can I come in for a minute?

1014
01:06:24,291 --> 01:06:26,171
Dad is sleeping.
I don't want to wake him up.

1015
01:06:26,334 --> 01:06:28,374
What if they don't rehearse anymore?

1016
01:06:28,545 --> 01:06:31,185
Your father just has to come in
to the studio for something technical.

1017
01:06:31,340 --> 01:06:34,820
- They don't have to talk to each other.
- I have to do what he asks of me.

1018
01:06:35,052 --> 01:06:38,812
He is my father. Maybe if you
Call again tonight. I'm sorry.

1019
01:06:39,014 --> 01:06:42,494
I can't wait. ABC needs a signed contract on your desk by 5:00.

1020
01:06:42,685 --> 01:06:45,765
- Let me come in.
- Mr. Clark, Vaudeville is dead.

1021
01:06:46,230 --> 01:06:48,190
Thank God not my father.

1022
01:07:03,624 --> 01:07:07,224
Hello, Mr. Lewis. can i
talk to you for a minute?

1023
01:07:07,545 --> 01:07:10,705
- That?
- Can I talk to you for a minute?

1024
01:07:11,799 --> 01:07:12,839
That?

1025
01:07:19,349 --> 01:07:21,349
What the hell is he saying?

1026
01:07:31,000 --> 01:07:35,000
PLEASE OPEN THE WINDOW.
I WANT TO TALK TO YOU.

1027
01:07:46,252 --> 01:07:49,692
- Thank you, Mr. Lewis. Can you hear me?
- No.

1028
01:07:49,923 --> 01:07:52,283
Can you open the window?
I'm on my knees here.

1029
01:07:52,425 --> 01:07:54,945
- It gets cold here.
- Out here, too.

1030
01:07:55,178 --> 01:07:57,578
Could I come in?
I'll only stay a minute, I swear.

1031
01:07:57,764 --> 01:07:59,964
Not if it's about the Show.
Don't lie to me.

1032
01:08:00,142 --> 01:08:01,782
- It's about the Show.
- Freeze.

1033
01:08:01,935 --> 01:08:03,015
Wait.

1034
01:08:04,104 --> 01:08:07,544
He won't say "Come in." He will say "Come in."
He promised me.

1035
01:08:07,775 --> 01:08:08,895
- Do you believe in him?
- Yes.

1036
01:08:09,026 --> 01:08:12,466
- Then you are an idiot
bigger than me.
- Wait! No!

1037
01:08:14,616 --> 01:08:17,416
No more rehearsals. Just a technical one
the day before the show.

1038
01:08:17,619 --> 01:08:21,339
You don't even have to talk to him.
I'll be there every minute.

1039
01:08:22,332 --> 01:08:24,132
I'm going to finish my nap now.

1040
01:08:25,335 --> 01:08:29,855
Mr. Lewis, do you realize
How exciting that would be...

1041
01:08:30,132 --> 01:08:33,412
for Mark and Wendy see
to his grandfather on television...

1042
01:08:33,636 --> 01:08:37,116
on the same show with Bob Hope
And Phyllis Diller?

1043
01:08:37,348 --> 01:08:40,948
Wow. They would be the most
proud throughout the neighborhood.

1044
01:08:41,227 --> 01:08:44,467
Not for me. Not for Willy or you.

1045
01:08:44,939 --> 01:08:47,339
Do it for Mark and Wendy, Mr. Lewis.

1046
01:08:52,614 --> 01:08:55,414
- And I don't have to talk to that lunatic?
- Not even a "hello."

1047
01:08:55,617 --> 01:08:58,257
Dad... What are you doing?

1048
01:08:58,746 --> 01:09:01,066
I thought you weren't going to talk
of that again.

1049
01:09:01,206 --> 01:09:03,206
It's only open half an inch.

1050
01:09:06,712 --> 01:09:08,392
Just half an inch, Mrs. Green.

1051
01:09:31,155 --> 01:09:32,795
Thank you. Thank you so much.

1052
01:09:32,948 --> 01:09:36,068
I am so delighted that I had
afraid of falling into this pause.

1053
01:09:36,327 --> 01:09:37,607
Wait a second, guys.

1054
01:09:37,954 --> 01:09:39,874
Phyllis, you're off your mark again.

1055
01:09:40,039 --> 01:09:42,719
I can't take a close-up of you
If you're not in your place, baby.

1056
01:09:42,876 --> 01:09:46,316
Come on, no one tunes in to see
If I'm on your mark.

1057
01:09:46,546 --> 01:09:50,826
They are tuned to see how
I'm doing it, and this is the way
that I'm doing it, baby.

1058
01:09:51,051 --> 01:09:52,571
- Comedians.
- We're running after...

1059
01:09:52,719 --> 01:09:54,399
if you want to get Lewis and Clark.

1060
01:09:54,555 --> 01:09:58,315
After what I did yesterday?
Let's run after.

1061
01:09:59,226 --> 01:10:02,066
It's okay, Phyllis, whenever you're ready.
From the beginning of the monologue.

1062
01:10:02,521 --> 01:10:05,481
Agreed. Thank you very much, ladies and gentlemen.

1063
01:10:05,733 --> 01:10:08,653
I am so delighted that I had
afraid of falling into this pause.

1064
01:10:08,861 --> 01:10:10,781
Do you think I'm too dressed up?
This is my nightwear.

1065
01:10:11,072 --> 01:10:13,352
I hope they have
separate dressing rooms.

1066
01:10:13,533 --> 01:10:15,653
Look, I don't have enough space for half
of the people I have now.

1067
01:10:15,827 --> 01:10:18,907
I have 67 actors in this show.
They are an act, right?

1068
01:10:19,122 --> 01:10:21,202
- They will have a room.
- I know it's an act...

1069
01:10:21,375 --> 01:10:23,455
but they are two people
that they do not speak.

1070
01:10:23,585 --> 01:10:25,745
- Who doesn't talk to each other?
-Lewis and Clark.

1071
01:10:25,921 --> 01:10:29,201
- Didn't they talk to each other?
- On stage they talk.
Offstage, no.

1072
01:10:29,425 --> 01:10:32,665
- Well then let them dress on stage.
- Oh, boy.

1073
01:10:34,597 --> 01:10:36,077
My God!

1074
01:10:36,265 --> 01:10:37,825
Isn't one essay enough?

1075
01:10:37,934 --> 01:10:41,294
I don't want to make any more movements.
I don't want to make jokes, you know?

1076
01:10:43,982 --> 01:10:47,942
- Thank you.
- Hello there. Hello, guys. How are they doing?

1077
01:10:49,446 --> 01:10:51,126
Hello. How are you?

1078
01:10:51,281 --> 01:10:53,161
Hello, girls. Hello there.

1079
01:10:53,826 --> 01:10:55,786
- Hello. Hello there.
- Hello.

1080
01:10:56,370 --> 01:10:58,730
- Willy!
- You have a nice smile.

1081
01:10:58,914 --> 01:11:01,554
You have 10 minutes to set up
makeup and dressing.

1082
01:11:01,751 --> 01:11:06,271
- I have never missed a ticket in 57 years.
- Please hurry, Uncle Willy.

1083
01:11:06,673 --> 01:11:08,713
- Everyone runs behind.
- Is he there?

1084
01:11:08,883 --> 01:11:12,003
- I haven't gotten separate rooms.
- When he finishes I'll get dressed.

1085
01:11:12,220 --> 01:11:15,740
Now, Willy. You have 10 minutes
to be on stage.

1086
01:11:17,809 --> 01:11:20,009
I hope you can put on the
makeup and dressing...

1087
01:11:20,187 --> 01:11:21,827
in what is now nine minutes.

1088
01:11:21,980 --> 01:11:24,860
- Alright.
- Dressing room number 6. Second on the right.

1089
01:11:25,985 --> 01:11:28,185
- Aren't you coming?
- I have to go check the accessories.

1090
01:11:28,362 --> 01:11:31,362
Nobody knows what a palette is.
Forward.

1091
01:11:31,574 --> 01:11:32,894
What number?

1092
01:11:34,076 --> 01:11:36,036
- 6.
- Number 6.

1093
01:13:38,000 --> 01:13:40,000
IDIOT

1094
01:13:47,801 --> 01:13:50,601
Eddie, where are you?

1095
01:13:53,224 --> 01:13:57,264
- Yes, here.
- Is there any chance to do this today?

1096
01:13:57,520 --> 01:13:59,920
We are ready. We're waiting for Lewis and Clark.

1097
01:14:00,106 --> 01:14:03,346
- Why don't you call them?
- They are locked in their dressing room.

1098
01:14:03,568 --> 01:14:05,208
- That?
- They can't open the door.

1099
01:14:05,361 --> 01:14:08,481
It's locked from the inside,
but we are working on it.

1100
01:14:08,657 --> 01:14:10,537
Okay, let's clear the stage.

1101
01:14:10,659 --> 01:14:13,379
Get the accessories.
I want the tongs where they belong.

1102
01:14:13,870 --> 01:14:17,310
Don't force it, Willy.
Just turn the lock to the right.

1103
01:14:17,499 --> 01:14:20,819
- Wait a minute.
- Right, idiot.

1104
01:14:21,128 --> 01:14:23,688
The man does not differentiate his left
on his right.

1105
01:14:24,173 --> 01:14:26,533
Stay away from the door, Willy.

1106
01:14:27,260 --> 01:14:29,220
- We will use dynamite.
- That?

1107
01:14:29,387 --> 01:14:32,787
- Outside the door.
- Are they joking with dynamite?

1108
01:14:35,727 --> 01:14:38,647
800,000 dollars for a show,
and they can't have a door open.

1109
01:14:38,855 --> 01:14:41,855
They're outside, Mr. Schaeffer.
We are ready to go on
any time...

1110
01:14:42,025 --> 01:14:44,305
- ...we are terribly sorry.
-Who the hell is that?

1111
01:14:44,486 --> 01:14:48,366
I am the nephew, the Agent.
The Agent-nephew...

1112
01:14:48,657 --> 01:14:50,377
Ready to start, Mr. Schaeffer.

1113
01:14:50,534 --> 01:14:53,254
Look, I have 12 more numbers
to spend today.

1114
01:14:53,454 --> 01:14:56,254
Tell them we will do it directly,
without stopping.

1115
01:14:56,457 --> 01:14:58,737
Let's clean up all the mistakes
after recording.

1116
01:14:58,876 --> 01:15:03,036
- Understood. Thank you, Mr. Schaeffer.
- Thank you. Eddie, is Steve ready?

1117
01:15:03,631 --> 01:15:05,151
Roll the movie.

1118
01:15:06,927 --> 01:15:09,927
Please almighty God of TV,
I want to get out of this today.

1119
01:15:10,138 --> 01:15:13,218
...4, 3, 2, 1.
- Sign, Steve.

1120
01:15:14,268 --> 01:15:16,708
The golden age of comedy
reached its zenith

1121
01:15:16,895 --> 01:15:19,815
during a glorious and fabulous time
known as Vaudeville.

1122
01:15:20,107 --> 01:15:24,387
Fanny Brice, W. C. Fields, Eddie Cantor,
Ed Wynn, Will Rogers

1123
01:15:24,612 --> 01:15:27,052
and many other greats,
They filled the hall of fame.

1124
01:15:27,240 --> 01:15:29,560
There are two other names
that belong to this list,

1125
01:15:29,742 --> 01:15:32,022
but they can never be
listed separately.

1126
01:15:32,370 --> 01:15:36,170
They are more than a team.
They are two comedians whose lights shine as one.

1127
01:15:36,416 --> 01:15:39,896
For Lewis without Clark,
It would be like laughter without joy.

1128
01:15:40,087 --> 01:15:41,807
We have the privilege of
present tonight...

1129
01:15:41,922 --> 01:15:44,442
in his first public performance
in more than 11 years...

1130
01:15:44,633 --> 01:15:46,753
to whom for half a century 
They were known as "The Sunshine Boys";

1131
01:15:46,927 --> 01:15:48,527
Mr. Al Lewis and Mr. Willy Clark

1132
01:15:48,679 --> 01:15:51,839
in his beloved scene:
"The doctor will see you now."

1133
01:15:56,437 --> 01:15:59,437
Open wide and say "ah."

1134
01:16:01,609 --> 01:16:02,929
Your throat is fine,

1135
01:16:03,069 --> 01:16:05,389
but there will be problems
with his stomach.

1136
01:16:05,572 --> 01:16:07,692
- How so?
- He has swallowed the lollipop.

1137
01:16:07,866 --> 01:16:10,346
- This is terrible. What could happen to me?
- Termites.

1138
01:16:10,535 --> 01:16:13,055
Oh my God! Take out the paddle.

1139
01:16:13,247 --> 01:16:16,527
Come back tomorrow. Thursdays
carpentry work.

1140
01:16:19,170 --> 01:16:23,490
- Nurse.
- Do you want me, doctor?

1141
01:16:23,758 --> 01:16:26,638
Yes, but first we have business.
What's your name again?

1142
01:16:26,803 --> 01:16:29,763
Miss McIntosh. You know, like apples.

1143
01:16:29,973 --> 01:16:32,333
I forgot the name,
but I remember the apples.

1144
01:16:32,475 --> 01:16:34,835
Look in my calendar
and see who's next.

1145
01:16:34,978 --> 01:16:38,458
- It's Mr. Kornheiser.
- Maybe I'm wrong. Look in the book.

1146
01:16:38,649 --> 01:16:42,889
- It's better this way.
- No. I was right.

1147
01:16:43,278 --> 01:16:44,678
Me too!

1148
01:16:45,406 --> 01:16:48,166
Please doctor, it's stopped
too close.

1149
01:16:48,325 --> 01:16:50,925
With you, it's not possible.
How much do I pay you?

1150
01:16:51,120 --> 01:16:54,800
- $85 a week.
- If I pay you $90, would you give me a kiss?

1151
01:16:54,999 --> 01:16:57,399
- Yes, doctor.
- Good. I'll give you $150...

1152
01:16:57,585 --> 01:17:00,185
- and we'll see you tonight.
- Thank you, doctor.

1153
01:17:02,257 --> 01:17:05,577
Excuse me. I think my chest is cold.

1154
01:17:05,802 --> 01:17:09,322
- Looks more like an epidemic to me.
- Yes, doctor.

1155
01:17:09,890 --> 01:17:12,170
Is there anything else that can be figured out?

1156
01:17:12,351 --> 01:17:15,071
I can think about it, but I'm not
so sure I can do it.

1157
01:17:15,271 --> 01:17:19,631
Well, if I can help you, doctor...
That's what nurses are for.

1158
01:17:22,820 --> 01:17:25,980
God I'm glad I didn't go
to law school.

1159
01:17:28,701 --> 01:17:33,141
Ah! I hear "knock, knock, knock."
That should be my next patient. Happens.

1160
01:17:34,374 --> 01:17:36,494
And get in!

1161
01:17:41,048 --> 01:17:42,008
Oh, Jesus.

1162
01:17:42,424 --> 01:17:44,224
- I'm looking for the doctor.
- Are you sick?

1163
01:17:44,385 --> 01:17:45,625
- Are you the doctor?
- Yes.

1164
01:17:45,761 --> 01:17:47,601
- Then I will be.
- Sit down.

1165
01:17:47,722 --> 01:17:50,682
- For my file, what is it called?
-Kornheiser.

1166
01:17:50,892 --> 01:17:52,812
-And your first name?
-Sylvia.

1167
01:17:52,977 --> 01:17:54,737
Sylvia Kornheiser?

1168
01:17:54,896 --> 01:17:58,336
- Isn't that a funny name for a man?
- That's what my wife Herman says.

1169
01:17:58,566 --> 01:18:01,566
I see. The first thing I will do
will be to examine it.

1170
01:18:01,778 --> 01:18:03,338
- Take off your clothes.
- No way.

1171
01:18:03,488 --> 01:18:06,128
- Won't you take it off?
- Not with a name like Sylvia.

1172
01:18:06,325 --> 01:18:07,725
So how will I examine it?

1173
01:18:08,076 --> 01:18:10,356
It's not what I came for,
I have come to examine you.

1174
01:18:10,537 --> 01:18:13,817
- I think you don't have everything back there.
- It's possible, I got dressed in a hurry this morning.

1175
01:18:14,083 --> 01:18:17,443
I'm here to examine it!
I'm the doctor!

1176
01:18:17,670 --> 01:18:20,230
And I have come to examine you.
I am the tax collector.

1177
01:18:20,423 --> 01:18:23,263
- I'm going to be a monkey's uncle.
- We'll talk about your dependents later.

1178
01:18:23,426 --> 01:18:25,266
I am a busy man. If you want to see me...

1179
01:18:25,428 --> 01:18:26,988
Make an appointment with my nurse.

1180
01:18:27,097 --> 01:18:29,017
I did it. I'll see her on Friday night
for dinner.

1181
01:18:29,182 --> 01:18:32,700
Don't joke with my nurse!
Don't joke with my nurse!

1182
01:18:32,769 --> 01:18:36,169
She is a good girl. It's Virginian.

1183
01:18:37,274 --> 01:18:39,634
- The thing is?
- Virginiana.

1184
01:18:39,818 --> 01:18:43,138
- That's where she's from.
- She won't go back there, I assure you.

1185
01:18:43,364 --> 01:18:44,604
I have some questions to ask you.

1186
01:18:44,740 --> 01:18:47,740
- To see me, you have to be a patient.
- But I'm not sick.

1187
01:18:47,952 --> 01:18:49,672
Don't worry. We'll find something.

1188
01:18:49,829 --> 01:18:52,189
Okay, you examine me,
and I examine you.

1189
01:18:52,332 --> 01:18:54,692
First question:
How much money did you make last year?

1190
01:18:54,834 --> 01:18:56,554
Last year I did...

1191
01:18:58,755 --> 01:19:01,155
- I didn't hear that.
- Oh! Ear problems.

1192
01:19:01,341 --> 01:19:02,421
I knew we were going to find something.

1193
01:19:02,551 --> 01:19:05,831
My turn.
Now, is your father alive or dead?

1194
01:19:06,013 --> 01:19:07,213
- Both.
- What do you mean?

1195
01:19:07,347 --> 01:19:10,027
- First he was alive, now he is dead.
- Cause of his death?

1196
01:19:10,225 --> 01:19:11,000
My mother.

1197
01:19:11,225 --> 01:19:12,465
What is he doing?

1198
01:19:12,645 --> 01:19:16,285
- I examine your small intestine.
- Then why are you looking in the ear?

1199
01:19:16,482 --> 01:19:19,882
If I have two options to look at,
I'll take this one.

1200
01:19:20,611 --> 01:19:22,891
- Okay, roll up your sleeves.
- What are you going to do now?

1201
01:19:23,072 --> 01:19:25,632
- I need a sample of your blood.
- I don't have much.

1202
01:19:25,825 --> 01:19:27,985
Give me what you can.
The rest, he owes me.

1203
01:19:28,161 --> 01:19:30,721
Sit down, Sylvia, and cross your legs.

1204
01:19:32,916 --> 01:19:35,316
Tell me, does it hurt when you get hit?
with a hammer?

1205
01:19:35,502 --> 01:19:38,342
- Certainly.
- Good. Try not to get hit
with a hammer.

1206
01:19:38,547 --> 01:19:40,627
- Do you see those bottles?
- Yes.

1207
01:19:40,799 --> 01:19:42,599
Do you know what it's supposed to do?

1208
01:19:42,760 --> 01:19:44,800
- I guess.
- Do you suppose or know?

1209
01:19:44,971 --> 01:19:48,411
If you are not sure, I will tell you
that the girl won't clean today.

1210
01:19:48,641 --> 01:19:51,841
- What do you want me to do?
- I want you to go and use this bottle.

1211
01:19:52,020 --> 01:19:55,260
- I have little time, I'll go see your books.
- Hell is where he will go.

1212
01:19:55,482 --> 01:19:58,522
If I can't look at them, the government
He will come and look at them.

1213
01:19:58,693 --> 01:20:02,333
- Don't you have anything to do in Washington?
- They went to where the books are.

1214
01:20:02,573 --> 01:20:05,093
-The entire government?
- No, only the Ministry of Finance.

1215
01:20:05,284 --> 01:20:07,404
Oh doctor! Dr. Kluckenmier.

1216
01:20:07,995 --> 01:20:11,515
I already told you not to come "bust" here.

1217
01:20:11,707 --> 01:20:14,707
I'm sorry.
Mrs. Kugelman is on the phone.

1218
01:20:14,919 --> 01:20:17,959
She wants to be handed over
to your baby quickly.

1219
01:20:18,172 --> 01:20:21,252
I'm busy now.
I'll mail it to you this morning.

1220
01:20:21,634 --> 01:20:22,994
Yes, doctor.

1221
01:20:27,390 --> 01:20:29,430
Where have you found
a nurse like that?

1222
01:20:29,601 --> 01:20:32,401
I was standing on 43rd and 44th Street.

1223
01:20:32,604 --> 01:20:35,244
Sit down. I'm going to examine your tongue.

1224
01:20:36,692 --> 01:20:40,532
- It has a white layer there.
- What did I expect, a jacket
gray sporty?

1225
01:20:41,072 --> 01:20:42,152
Say "ah"...

1226
01:20:42,239 --> 01:20:43,639
Just what I thought.

1227
01:20:43,866 --> 01:20:46,906
His appendix is ​​rotten.
I'm going to have to take out his tonsils.

1228
01:20:47,120 --> 01:20:50,080
- Why my tonsils?
- From here, I can't get to your appendix.

1229
01:20:50,248 --> 01:20:53,288
Never mind my tonsils.
What happens to your taxes?

1230
01:20:54,419 --> 01:20:56,179
- My what?
- Your taxes.

1231
01:20:56,713 --> 01:20:59,433
It's time to pay your taxes to the Treasury.

1232
01:21:00,592 --> 01:21:02,992
I warned you, we will cut everything.

1233
01:21:04,012 --> 01:21:05,092
What are you talking about?

1234
01:21:05,222 --> 01:21:08,902
You know what I'm talking about.
"Time to pay taxes to the Treasury."

1235
01:21:09,101 --> 01:21:11,061
You're talking to me and spitting on me.

1236
01:21:11,228 --> 01:21:14,748
I read the line as it was, right?
I can't help it if it comes out juicy.

1237
01:21:14,982 --> 01:21:17,982
Stop squeezing the juice,
This won't turn out like this!

1238
01:21:18,611 --> 01:21:21,451
Where? Where does it say that?
I don't have that.

1239
01:21:22,073 --> 01:21:24,553
Mr. Clark, I don't have those last ones
lines in my script.

1240
01:21:24,743 --> 01:21:27,263
They're not in the script, they're in your mouth.

1241
01:21:27,454 --> 01:21:29,894
He stopped, I didn't stop.
He was the one who stopped.

1242
01:21:30,082 --> 01:21:33,322
I stopped because he deliberately spits,
spits on the "T's."

1243
01:21:33,544 --> 01:21:35,984
I didn't spit on purpose.
I spit by accident.

1244
01:21:36,171 --> 01:21:38,971
It is not possible to say the "T"
without spitting a little.

1245
01:21:39,133 --> 01:21:41,653
So don't say "T"!
Say "L" or "W"!

1246
01:21:41,802 --> 01:21:44,402
But there's no "L" or "W" in "Tributes."

1247
01:21:44,806 --> 01:21:46,366
He did it again. Did you see that?

1248
01:21:46,516 --> 01:21:48,956
He sneakily did it once again. Did you see it?

1249
01:21:50,979 --> 01:21:54,099
Uncle Willy, Mr. Lewis,
Why don't you finish the test...

1250
01:21:54,316 --> 01:21:55,396
and discuss this later?

1251
01:21:55,484 --> 01:21:58,724
Do you mind? I direct this Show.

1252
01:21:59,029 --> 01:22:01,709
Mr. Lewis, why don't you finish the essay
and discuss this later?

1253
01:22:01,907 --> 01:22:02,907
It's okay with me.

1254
01:22:02,992 --> 01:22:06,912
I'm not going to stand here and
get a shower on my face.

1255
01:22:07,163 --> 01:22:10,563
He says "T" softer or I do
the show with an umbrella.

1256
01:22:11,542 --> 01:22:13,742
I don't charge enough money for this.

1257
01:22:14,337 --> 01:22:16,457
Gentlemen, with all due respect,
we have to continue,

1258
01:22:16,631 --> 01:22:18,271
I have 12 more scenes to rehearse.

1259
01:22:18,425 --> 01:22:20,465
I can't waste time
in personal quarrels.

1260
01:22:20,635 --> 01:22:22,035
Can we please continue?

1261
01:22:22,512 --> 01:22:24,152
Say something to them.

1262
01:22:25,766 --> 01:22:27,486
Can we please continue?

1263
01:22:30,062 --> 01:22:32,982
Okay, I continue, but
I move to a safer point.

1264
01:22:33,190 --> 01:22:36,630
- Just a second. You have to...
- Why don't we skip a couple of lines?

1265
01:22:36,861 --> 01:22:39,221
Let's jump to:

1266
01:22:39,405 --> 01:22:41,765
"I hope you don't have
what Mr. Melnick had."

1267
01:22:41,949 --> 01:22:44,029
"I hope you don't have
what Mr. Melnick had."

1268
01:22:44,202 --> 01:22:45,882
Melnick. Alright.

1269
01:22:46,204 --> 01:22:49,644
- Here. Do you want me to jump straight to Melnick?
- Melnick, that.

1270
01:22:52,127 --> 01:22:54,847
It's okay, Mr. Clark,
when it's ready.

1271
01:22:56,590 --> 01:22:59,150
I hope you don't have
what Mr. Melnick had.

1272
01:22:59,343 --> 01:23:00,623
What did Mr. Melnick have?

1273
01:23:00,761 --> 01:23:02,761
Ask him yourself.
He's standing right here.

1274
01:23:02,930 --> 01:23:04,010
Is that Mr. Melnick?

1275
01:23:04,140 --> 01:23:07,180
It could be Mrs. Melnick.
Without heels, I can't tell you.

1276
01:23:07,393 --> 01:23:09,473
If he is dead,
Why do you leave it standing there?

1277
01:23:09,645 --> 01:23:12,045
He still has one more date with me.

1278
01:23:12,231 --> 01:23:14,431
Do you know what you are?
You are a healer.

1279
01:23:15,527 --> 01:23:17,847
Do you know what a healer is?

1280
01:23:18,446 --> 01:23:20,926
A healer is a bastard
who pushes me with his finger.

1281
01:23:21,074 --> 01:23:22,274
He's doing it on purpose!

1282
01:23:22,409 --> 01:23:25,769
First the spit, then the finger.
I know your routine!

1283
01:23:26,580 --> 01:23:28,780
Where? Where does it say that?

1284
01:23:28,957 --> 01:23:30,437
Who has that in their script?

1285
01:23:30,584 --> 01:23:32,664
I didn't push him.
It was just a small touch.

1286
01:23:32,837 --> 01:23:34,797
A small touch that doesn't hurt a baby.

1287
01:23:34,964 --> 01:23:36,364
Maybe a baby elephant.

1288
01:23:36,465 --> 01:23:39,145
My face doesn't even dry,
and it's already starting with the finger!

1289
01:23:39,343 --> 01:23:40,343
You better go down there.

1290
01:23:40,470 --> 01:23:42,950
Sorry, I'm sorry for being
stopping the test,

1291
01:23:43,139 --> 01:23:44,979
but we have a serious problem
in our hands.

1292
01:23:45,099 --> 01:23:46,979
The man I'm with
working is a lunatic.

1293
01:23:47,102 --> 01:23:49,262
Am I a lunatic?

1294
01:23:51,022 --> 01:23:53,062
I'm going to tell you something now...

1295
01:23:53,233 --> 01:23:56,353
I never said this before in my entire life:

1296
01:23:56,570 --> 01:23:58,810
I hate your insides!

1297
01:23:58,989 --> 01:24:01,429
- Let's stop for a...
- You told me that same thing on Monday.

1298
01:24:01,617 --> 01:24:03,857
Remember that if I don't see you next Monday.

1299
01:24:04,036 --> 01:24:06,956
- Let's stop the rehearsal.
- What is happening?

1300
01:24:07,164 --> 01:24:10,084
Everything I do is wrong.
He chases me.

1301
01:24:10,293 --> 01:24:12,533
For 11 years, he's been waiting to come back to me...

1302
01:24:12,712 --> 01:24:15,592
- Only I'm not going to give him the chance.
- I knew it. I knew it.

1303
01:24:15,799 --> 01:24:19,279
He does it on purpose.
It makes me stop for 11 years...

1304
01:24:19,469 --> 01:24:21,389
only to leave later.

1305
01:24:21,513 --> 01:24:24,753
- I didn't want to do it in the first place.
- Liar! Liar!

1306
01:24:26,018 --> 01:24:28,778
- Your daughter begged me on the phone!
- We need the stage!

1307
01:24:28,979 --> 01:24:31,379
We need the stage.
Please do this outside.

1308
01:24:31,565 --> 01:24:33,285
Are you going to go out and do this?

1309
01:24:33,442 --> 01:24:35,402
I can do it in Canada,
for all that matters to me.

1310
01:24:35,570 --> 01:24:37,690
The man is a lunatic.
Give him a glass of water.

1311
01:24:37,864 --> 01:24:40,024
Who wants to work with the one who "already was"?

1312
01:24:40,241 --> 01:24:41,721
I don't need you!

1313
01:24:41,826 --> 01:24:45,066
I didn't need you then,
and I don't need you today!

1314
01:24:45,288 --> 01:24:49,128
You were nothing when I found you,
and you are nothing today!

1315
01:24:49,376 --> 01:24:52,416
Maybe your career is over,
but not mine.

1316
01:24:52,629 --> 01:24:55,429
He may be finished, but I'm not!

1317
01:24:55,632 --> 01:24:57,552
Do you hear me? I don't!

1318
01:25:00,930 --> 01:25:02,050
Uncle Willy.

1319
01:25:09,355 --> 01:25:12,195
It's okay, Willy, calm down. Don't move.

1320
01:25:12,650 --> 01:25:14,130
Get a doctor, quick.

1321
01:25:14,277 --> 01:25:16,717
I don't want a doctor.

1322
01:25:18,323 --> 01:25:20,883
I don't need a doctor.
I don't trust them.

1323
01:25:23,662 --> 01:25:27,022
Don't talk. You'll be fine.
Someone get a blanket, please.

1324
01:25:29,710 --> 01:25:32,150
Come on, take him to a room,
want, please.

1325
01:25:32,338 --> 01:25:34,258
Don't tell Al.

1326
01:25:36,384 --> 01:25:39,664
Don't tell Al I fell, Ben.

1327
01:25:40,388 --> 01:25:42,428
I don't want to give it to him...

1328
01:25:42,849 --> 01:25:44,449
satisfaction.

1329
01:25:44,559 --> 01:25:48,079
There is nothing to tell.
You'll be fine. You will recover.

1330
01:25:50,524 --> 01:25:52,044
- Frumpies.
- That?

1331
01:25:53,402 --> 01:25:57,682
That's the name of the fries.

1332
01:25:58,616 --> 01:25:59,856
Frumpies.

1333
01:26:00,451 --> 01:26:02,131
I remember, Ben.

1334
01:26:02,578 --> 01:26:06,218
See, I told you I'd remember.

1335
01:26:18,637 --> 01:26:20,157
I knew it on Monday.

1336
01:26:20,430 --> 01:26:23,190
I saw it coming.
I should have stopped it on Monday.

1337
01:26:23,976 --> 01:26:25,296
How is he?

1338
01:26:28,147 --> 01:26:31,147
They're not sure yet, but they think
which is not too bad.

1339
01:26:31,525 --> 01:26:33,565
I know him. He is strong.

1340
01:26:34,028 --> 01:26:37,188
Anyone facing a hearing
for 57 years...

1341
01:26:37,490 --> 01:26:38,890
It has to be strong.

1342
01:26:39,159 --> 01:26:41,599
It's very good that you come.
I appreciate it.

1343
01:26:41,786 --> 01:26:43,626
Don't tell him I was here.

1344
01:26:43,914 --> 01:26:46,154
I don't want to bother him even more.

1345
01:26:46,625 --> 01:26:47,865
I understand.

1346
01:26:49,461 --> 01:26:51,701
- Mr. Clark?
- Excuse me.

1347
01:26:51,880 --> 01:26:54,160
Mr. Lewis, I'm Ben's wife, Helen.

1348
01:26:54,300 --> 01:26:57,300
- That?
- This is Ben's wife, Helen.

1349
01:26:57,470 --> 01:26:59,390
- How are you? I'm Doris.
- Hello.

1350
01:26:59,513 --> 01:27:02,113
- This is my daughter, Doris.
- Yes I know.

1351
01:27:04,936 --> 01:27:06,136
He's fine.

1352
01:27:06,729 --> 01:27:09,009
- They don't think he's in any danger.
- But is he okay?

1353
01:27:09,190 --> 01:27:12,270
They estimate a couple of weeks
in the hospital. They will have to see.

1354
01:27:12,485 --> 01:27:13,765
- But is he okay?
- Yes.

1355
01:27:13,904 --> 01:27:17,624
They will keep him in intensive care
until tomorrow, as a precaution.

1356
01:27:18,283 --> 01:27:20,963
You can't have visitors,
so there's no reason to be here.

1357
01:27:21,161 --> 01:27:22,401
But they say it's okay?

1358
01:27:22,496 --> 01:27:25,296
Ben already told you. He's fine.

1359
01:27:26,459 --> 01:27:28,979
I know it's been a long day for you
Also, Mr. Lewis.

1360
01:27:29,170 --> 01:27:32,490
Why don't you go home and rest,
and I will call you tomorrow?

1361
01:27:32,715 --> 01:27:34,795
Listen, if you don't mind...

1362
01:27:35,426 --> 01:27:37,626
I would like to sit here
for a moment.

1363
01:27:38,513 --> 01:27:40,473
It would make me feel better.

1364
01:27:40,682 --> 01:27:42,242
Sure. I understand.

1365
01:27:43,393 --> 01:27:45,393
I'll call you tomorrow.
Honey...

1366
01:27:53,487 --> 01:27:55,247
Do you want some coffee?

1367
01:27:56,490 --> 01:27:59,610
The man yells at me on stage
and get a million laughs.

1368
01:28:00,453 --> 01:28:03,733
He yells at me off stage
and has a heart attack.

1369
01:28:21,850 --> 01:28:24,570
-Clark?
- I'll take them. Thank you.

1370
01:28:25,938 --> 01:28:27,898
I am a nurse. I'm not the type.

1371
01:28:41,872 --> 01:28:44,672
Hey! I hear that!
Don't you think I hear that?

1372
01:28:44,875 --> 01:28:46,155
I'm sorry.

1373
01:28:47,044 --> 01:28:50,204
Call the Spanish boy.
Tell him. They will find someone.

1374
01:28:51,882 --> 01:28:53,082
Who hit?

1375
01:28:53,217 --> 01:28:54,937
More flowers. No card.

1376
01:28:55,803 --> 01:28:57,603
Ah... they stink up the whole room.

1377
01:28:58,848 --> 01:29:00,368
What happened to my chocolates?

1378
01:29:00,516 --> 01:29:03,676
- Did he eat them all?
- You can't eat anyway.

1379
01:29:03,895 --> 01:29:05,975
Because I'm not fast enough.

1380
01:29:06,106 --> 01:29:08,786
you have fingers
fastest in the West.

1381
01:29:09,276 --> 01:29:11,676
When I'm there,
maybe he'll eat the flowers, too.

1382
01:29:11,862 --> 01:29:13,782
If I were you, I would go back to sleep.

1383
01:29:13,947 --> 01:29:16,987
And if I were you,
I would be in that new musical...

1384
01:29:17,993 --> 01:29:21,593
When I'm back from gardening,
Maybe I'll find some time to take my pulse.

1385
01:29:21,831 --> 01:29:23,391
I already did. It's a little better today.

1386
01:29:23,541 --> 01:29:26,021
- When do you take my pulse?
- When you fall asleep.

1387
01:29:26,210 --> 01:29:29,090
Everyone has a better pulse
when he is sleeping.

1388
01:29:29,297 --> 01:29:31,657
Take a person's pulse
when I'm awake.

1389
01:29:31,841 --> 01:29:34,601
$40 a day, and she takes your pulse while you're asleep.

1390
01:29:34,803 --> 01:29:38,123
- Did you have a good nap?
- It was a nap. Nothing special.

1391
01:29:38,807 --> 01:29:41,087
How about a little bet on "Pinochle"?
Two cents per point.

1392
01:29:41,268 --> 01:29:42,548
I don't bet.

1393
01:29:43,103 --> 01:29:47,383
- If you win, I'll let you eat the cards.
- Funny. Really funny, Mr. Clark.

1394
01:29:47,650 --> 01:29:50,170
As soon as I get home,
I'm going to burst out laughing.

1395
01:29:50,361 --> 01:29:53,441
If you send me more chocolates,
you will be done over sooner.

1396
01:29:53,656 --> 01:29:56,016
been trying to get
my "sweet bread" for a week.

1397
01:29:56,159 --> 01:29:58,839
If you had a "sweet bread",
I would have already eaten it.

1398
01:29:59,412 --> 01:30:02,132
He does that, and I will take care of him for
a concussion.

1399
01:30:02,332 --> 01:30:04,652
I was joking.
Can't take a joke?

1400
01:30:04,834 --> 01:30:06,394
I can accept anything from you...

1401
01:30:06,545 --> 01:30:09,065
because I have a wonderful
sense of humor

1402
01:30:09,923 --> 01:30:12,963
If your care is like
his sense of humor,

1403
01:30:13,302 --> 01:30:15,382
I'm really screwed.

1404
01:30:19,725 --> 01:30:22,605
- In summer, we are going to have two tennis courts.
- Tennis courts?

1405
01:30:22,812 --> 01:30:26,012
You'd be surprised how active she still is 
our people.

1406
01:30:26,232 --> 01:30:29,392
Have you seen the dining room?
It has almost everything.

1407
01:30:29,611 --> 01:30:32,611
Like I said, if your uncle
I would like to take a look around...

1408
01:30:32,822 --> 01:30:34,342
We could coordinate it.

1409
01:30:34,491 --> 01:30:36,731
I'm sure you must have
Lots of old friends outside.

1410
01:30:36,910 --> 01:30:39,550
I'm sure. We will let you know, Mr. Ferranti.

1411
01:30:40,706 --> 01:30:42,626
When do you think it could be?

1412
01:30:42,791 --> 01:30:46,711
As soon as my uncle finds out about this.
We haven't talked to him yet.

1413
01:30:47,171 --> 01:30:48,891
- Thank you.
- Bye bye.

1414
01:30:54,637 --> 01:30:56,197
I was surprised.

1415
01:30:56,431 --> 01:30:59,551
I thought it would be depressing.
It wasn't at all, right?

1416
01:31:00,059 --> 01:31:02,339
And the gardens are lovely, right?

1417
01:31:04,648 --> 01:31:06,928
I really think he could
Like it, Ben.

1418
01:31:07,651 --> 01:31:09,051
Oh really.

1419
01:31:09,236 --> 01:31:12,756
I mean, if you give it a chance,
He might like it, don't you think?

1420
01:31:14,992 --> 01:31:17,032
What are you going to tell him?

1421
01:31:44,148 --> 01:31:45,708
Why did you do that?

1422
01:31:45,858 --> 01:31:47,978
- He owes me $40.
- Because?

1423
01:31:48,361 --> 01:31:50,241
This is what you charge
to watch me sleep.

1424
01:31:50,404 --> 01:31:52,044
Why shouldn't I
charge the same amount?

1425
01:31:52,198 --> 01:31:54,358
We woke up a little grumpy today, right?

1426
01:31:54,534 --> 01:31:56,694
Us? When did you get sick?

1427
01:31:57,370 --> 01:31:58,530
What are you doing?

1428
01:31:58,663 --> 01:32:00,263
Don't fix my pillow!

1429
01:32:00,415 --> 01:32:02,735
It takes me all night
get the shape I like...

1430
01:32:02,918 --> 01:32:04,438
and now he fixes it for me, damn!

1431
01:32:04,586 --> 01:32:06,346
Grumble, grumble on, Mr. Clark...

1432
01:32:06,463 --> 01:32:08,463
and we will have
another heart attack.

1433
01:32:08,632 --> 01:32:09,552
My partner again?

1434
01:32:09,675 --> 01:32:12,235
And stop throwing away your papers
on the ground.

1435
01:32:12,428 --> 01:32:15,148
They pay me as a nurse,
not to bend over.

1436
01:32:19,644 --> 01:32:22,804
Tell me something. How old is he
a woman like you?

1437
01:32:23,022 --> 01:32:25,742
- That's not your business.
- I'm not asking about business.

1438
01:32:25,942 --> 01:32:27,222
54.

1439
01:32:28,319 --> 01:32:29,679
Is she married?

1440
01:32:30,739 --> 01:32:33,179
My husband passed away four years ago.

1441
01:32:34,242 --> 01:32:35,922
Were you the nurse?

1442
01:32:38,330 --> 01:32:40,810
No, I wasn't the nurse.

1443
01:32:41,500 --> 01:32:44,180
Hey, don't make the bed.
I'm still sleeping in it.

1444
01:32:44,336 --> 01:32:46,616
Don't make a bed
with a person inside it.

1445
01:32:48,049 --> 01:32:49,969
Hey, Uncle Willy.

1446
01:32:50,134 --> 01:32:51,814
- Hello, Odessa. How are you doing?
- Hello.

1447
01:32:51,969 --> 01:32:54,209
- You look fabulous.
- Do you have my "Variety"?

1448
01:32:54,389 --> 01:32:57,829
Yes, and about 150 cards
of people from all over the country.

1449
01:32:58,059 --> 01:33:00,419
Milton Berle Telegrams,
Lucille Ball, Bob Hope...

1450
01:33:00,604 --> 01:33:01,764
all the comedians
from the world of show business.

1451
01:33:01,855 --> 01:33:04,855
What about the commercial?
Did you talk to the people at Alka-Seltzer?

1452
01:33:05,067 --> 01:33:07,027
- I'll talk about that later.
- I'm going to have lunch.

1453
01:33:07,194 --> 01:33:09,714
If you need your pill,
It's on the desk.

1454
01:33:09,863 --> 01:33:14,023
And don't get up to the bathroom.
Use the "you know what."

1455
01:33:14,368 --> 01:33:16,688
And if not, I'll go "you know where."

1456
01:33:17,955 --> 01:33:19,795
- Have a good lunch.
- Thank you.

1457
01:33:20,291 --> 01:33:24,411
-She is really a tremendous nurse.
- Oh, dear! Bernie Eisenstein died.

1458
01:33:24,671 --> 01:33:26,271
- Who?
-Bernie Eisenstein.

1459
01:33:26,381 --> 01:33:28,581
Do you remember the dance couple,
Ramona and Rodriguez?

1460
01:33:28,758 --> 01:33:30,678
Bernie Eisenstein was Rodriguez.

1461
01:33:31,928 --> 01:33:34,048
Uncle Willy, can you close the "Variety"?

1462
01:33:34,222 --> 01:33:35,742
Did you bring me a cigarette?

1463
01:33:35,891 --> 01:33:38,451
A cigarette? Don't you realize
that you had a heart attack?

1464
01:33:38,644 --> 01:33:40,644
It doesn't have to be a big one.

1465
01:33:40,813 --> 01:33:44,053
You listened to the doctor.
You know you can't have more cigars.

1466
01:33:44,275 --> 01:33:46,755
No more corned beef sandwiches,
no more tantrums.

1467
01:33:46,903 --> 01:33:48,743
Your heart simply
He's not going to stand it.

1468
01:33:48,905 --> 01:33:53,185
Is this the good news you have?
You could have skipped a Wednesday.

1469
01:33:54,244 --> 01:33:56,444
I spoke to the doctor again this morning...

1470
01:33:56,579 --> 01:33:59,899
and I'm going to have to be very frank
and honest with you, Willy.

1471
01:34:00,751 --> 01:34:02,231
You have to retire.

1472
01:34:02,586 --> 01:34:03,826
Leave it.

1473
01:34:03,921 --> 01:34:05,481
Show business outside.

1474
01:34:06,173 --> 01:34:07,893
- Until when?
- See you always.

1475
01:34:08,217 --> 01:34:11,617
We were lucky this time, but you can't
be running around looking for a job.

1476
01:34:11,846 --> 01:34:13,486
- You can't do it.
- I'll think about it.

1477
01:34:13,639 --> 01:34:14,919
There is nothing else to think about.

1478
01:34:15,057 --> 01:34:17,217
You can't work anymore.
Can you understand that?

1479
01:34:17,393 --> 01:34:20,073
You decide for Ben Clark.
I'm going to decide for Willy Clark.

1480
01:34:20,271 --> 01:34:22,311
No, I'll decide for Willy Clark.

1481
01:34:22,482 --> 01:34:25,962
I am your only family, and I am
responsible for your well-being.

1482
01:34:26,194 --> 01:34:29,274
You can't live here anymore, Willy,
not alone.

1483
01:34:30,115 --> 01:34:32,115
I can't pay this
permanent nurse.

1484
01:34:32,284 --> 01:34:34,084
At this moment,
He's doing more than me.

1485
01:34:34,244 --> 01:34:37,084
Anyway, she already told me the news.
He will leave next week.

1486
01:34:37,289 --> 01:34:39,729
Going to Buffalo to work
with some rich family.

1487
01:34:39,917 --> 01:34:42,637
Maybe she'll take me.
Buffalo has always been good for me.

1488
01:34:44,297 --> 01:34:46,537
We have to face the facts, Willy.

1489
01:34:48,301 --> 01:34:51,221
We have to do something,
and we have to do it quickly.

1490
01:34:51,554 --> 01:34:54,954
I can't think about it today.
I'm tired. I'm going to take a nap.

1491
01:34:56,184 --> 01:34:59,184
- Do you want to hear my proposal?
- Don't you see me napping?

1492
01:34:59,980 --> 01:35:02,500
I would like you to move in with me,
Helen and the children.

1493
01:35:02,649 --> 01:35:05,929
We have a small room,
and I think you would be very comfortable.

1494
01:35:07,988 --> 01:35:09,588
Uncle Willy, did you hear what I said?

1495
01:35:09,740 --> 01:35:11,180
- Forget it.
- Because?

1496
01:35:11,325 --> 01:35:13,525
I don't like your children. They are very noisy.

1497
01:35:13,703 --> 01:35:16,543
The youngest one hit me on the head
with a baseball bat.

1498
01:35:16,748 --> 01:35:19,148
I've seen you talk to them
for hours about Vaudeville...

1499
01:35:19,334 --> 01:35:20,654
and they have all the time in the world.

1500
01:35:20,793 --> 01:35:22,993
If I stop talking, they hit me with the bat.

1501
01:35:23,171 --> 01:35:25,411
No offense, but I'm not moving.
with your children.

1502
01:35:25,590 --> 01:35:27,510
Get rid of them,
then we will talk.

1503
01:35:27,676 --> 01:35:30,116
It's because Al Lewis
You live with your family, right?

1504
01:35:30,304 --> 01:35:33,224
Are you trying to prove some
Stupid point about being independent.

1505
01:35:33,432 --> 01:35:35,272
Make your second proposal.

1506
01:35:37,728 --> 01:35:39,048
Alright.

1507
01:35:40,022 --> 01:35:43,022
Now, don't jump when I say this,
It's not as bad as it sounds.

1508
01:35:43,192 --> 01:35:44,392
Say it.

1509
01:35:45,528 --> 01:35:47,368
It is the "House of the Actor", in New Jersey.

1510
01:35:47,530 --> 01:35:49,250
- It's as bad as it sounds.
- You are wrong.

1511
01:35:49,407 --> 01:35:50,487
Helen and I saw the place.

1512
01:35:50,617 --> 01:35:53,657
They showed us everything.
We couldn't believe how beautiful it was.

1513
01:35:53,870 --> 01:35:56,350
Did they go there? 
They didn't even have the decency...

1514
01:35:56,540 --> 01:35:59,620
to wait until I reject life
with you and your rotten children?

1515
01:35:59,835 --> 01:36:02,875
We just went out to investigate.
There are no commitments.

1516
01:36:03,088 --> 01:36:06,488
"The House of Old Actors".
The first hire I
you get in 10 years.

1517
01:36:06,842 --> 01:36:09,602
It is on a lake that is 25
forested hectares.

1518
01:36:09,804 --> 01:36:12,404
They put their own samples
every weekend.

1519
01:36:12,557 --> 01:36:15,077
These are old actors.
What could be better for you?

1520
01:36:15,268 --> 01:36:17,028
It's in New Jersey. I hate New Jersey.

1521
01:36:17,186 --> 01:36:20,266
I suffered when they finished
the George Washington Bridge.

1522
01:36:21,024 --> 01:36:22,344
I promise you...

1523
01:36:22,484 --> 01:36:25,444
if you ever spend a day
without being happy...

1524
01:36:25,946 --> 01:36:27,946
You can come back and move in with me.

1525
01:36:28,073 --> 01:36:31,593
That's my choice:
The baseball bat or New Jersey.

1526
01:36:35,414 --> 01:36:36,694
Alright?

1527
01:36:39,251 --> 01:36:40,891
I feel much better about everything.

1528
01:36:42,672 --> 01:36:44,152
And what about you?

1529
01:36:46,217 --> 01:36:48,097
What do you mean?

1530
01:36:49,596 --> 01:36:53,036
Does this mean you won't pass
to see me more?

1531
01:36:55,435 --> 01:36:57,635
Surely, I will come to see you.

1532
01:36:58,856 --> 01:37:00,496
As often as you can.

1533
01:37:03,736 --> 01:37:06,936
Uncle Willy, do you think I won't pass
to visit you more?

1534
01:37:07,114 --> 01:37:10,954
You know, people don't go to New Jersey.
unless you have to.

1535
01:37:13,830 --> 01:37:15,990
I'll be there every Wednesday.

1536
01:37:16,749 --> 01:37:18,149
With "Variety".

1537
01:37:19,711 --> 01:37:21,911
I'll even take Helen and the kids.

1538
01:37:22,088 --> 01:37:23,088
Don't take the children.

1539
01:37:23,215 --> 01:37:25,975
Why do you think I'm moving there?

1540
01:37:32,308 --> 01:37:33,708
You know...

1541
01:37:35,978 --> 01:37:38,818
this is the first moment
since I've known you...

1542
01:37:40,525 --> 01:37:43,565
that you have treated me like a nephew,
not as an agent.

1543
01:37:45,989 --> 01:37:47,429
It's like a new relationship.

1544
01:37:47,574 --> 01:37:50,334
I hope it works much better
than the last one.

1545
01:37:57,709 --> 01:38:00,509
Now, there's only one thing that
I would like you to do it for me.

1546
01:38:00,671 --> 01:38:01,631
That?

1547
01:38:01,755 --> 01:38:04,955
- But don't get excited.
- What is it, for God's sake?

1548
01:38:05,301 --> 01:38:07,861
Al Lewis wants to come see you.

1549
01:38:09,514 --> 01:38:12,674
Ben, if you want to kill me,
You could have brought me the cigarettes.

1550
01:38:12,892 --> 01:38:14,852
He has been sick of the heart
since this happened.

1551
01:38:15,019 --> 01:38:17,379
What do you think I've had?
What do you think this is, mumps?

1552
01:38:17,522 --> 01:38:19,442
He hasn't slept since
you were in the hospital.

1553
01:38:19,566 --> 01:38:21,726
He has been sending
all these chocolates and flowers.

1554
01:38:21,860 --> 01:38:24,500
You don't sign them because, if you do,
you would throw them away.

1555
01:38:24,696 --> 01:38:26,856
Are they your flowers? Throw them away.

1556
01:38:28,200 --> 01:38:30,200
He just wants to come up and say hello.

1557
01:38:30,369 --> 01:38:32,049
- Hello?
- That's all.

1558
01:38:32,329 --> 01:38:35,049
If he pokes me with his finger in the chest...

1559
01:38:35,958 --> 01:38:38,238
I will drop dead.
This is murder, you know it.

1560
01:38:39,000 --> 01:38:43,073
Uncle Willy, I'm asking you
a personal favor...

1561
01:38:43,842 --> 01:38:46,202
Even if you'll never talk to him again...

1562
01:38:46,511 --> 01:38:48,591
just let him come in and say hello.

1563
01:38:49,389 --> 01:38:51,229
Please. For me, Uncle Willy.

1564
01:38:51,391 --> 01:38:55,031
It's okay, if you want to come,
I'm not going to stop it.

1565
01:38:55,729 --> 01:38:58,689
But I can't promise a hello.
Maybe he's sleeping.

1566
01:38:59,191 --> 01:39:01,991
- I could kiss you!
- Please, I'm already quite sick.

1567
01:39:03,779 --> 01:39:06,699
- Where are you going?
- I have to make a call.

1568
01:39:06,908 --> 01:39:08,828
-Who are you calling?
-Al Lewis.

1569
01:39:09,410 --> 01:39:11,370
Al Lewis? On my phone?

1570
01:39:12,163 --> 01:39:15,603
Will it cost me 60 cents
for him to arrive to say "hello"?

1571
01:39:15,875 --> 01:39:18,835
It's not going to cost 60 cents.
It's in the hallway now.

1572
01:39:19,045 --> 01:39:22,525
Now? Now? Then why
Are you bothering me by asking me?

1573
01:39:22,925 --> 01:39:25,525
Yes. True. Sure.

1574
01:39:26,470 --> 01:39:27,630
Mr. Lewis?

1575
01:39:29,265 --> 01:39:32,425
- Yes. What is it?
- The man in Mr. Clark's room says...

1576
01:39:32,643 --> 01:39:35,403
If you want to go see the
Mr. Clark in his room...

1577
01:39:35,605 --> 01:39:37,645
You can go upstairs now.

1578
01:39:40,276 --> 01:39:41,476
What did he say?

1579
01:39:42,529 --> 01:39:43,889
Where is he?

1580
01:39:44,322 --> 01:39:46,442
Maybe he was on the wrong floor.

1581
01:39:51,371 --> 01:39:54,451
What are you doing?
You're not supposed to get out of bed.

1582
01:39:55,751 --> 01:39:56,831
Willy, please.

1583
01:39:56,961 --> 01:39:59,321
I'm not going to give you the satisfaction...

1584
01:39:59,463 --> 01:40:02,263
to see me sitting on the bed
like a sick person.

1585
01:40:02,717 --> 01:40:05,037
I'm going to sit in the chair...

1586
01:40:05,386 --> 01:40:07,266
and look healthier than him.

1587
01:40:12,644 --> 01:40:15,924
I'm begging you. It is not supposed
that you get out of bed for nothing.

1588
01:40:16,147 --> 01:40:19,987
Lewis comes to apologize to Clark...

1589
01:40:20,235 --> 01:40:21,675
It's "nothing"!

1590
01:40:21,862 --> 01:40:24,662
For me, this is worth another heart attack.

1591
01:40:24,990 --> 01:40:27,270
Go to the closet and get my coat.

1592
01:40:27,451 --> 01:40:29,571
- Bring my coat, Ben.
- Alright.

1593
01:40:33,541 --> 01:40:35,701
I will do it. Alright. I will do it.

1594
01:40:35,960 --> 01:40:38,720
- Alright. Move the chair.
- I grab the chair.

1595
01:40:38,922 --> 01:40:40,722
Move the chair back here.

1596
01:40:40,840 --> 01:40:43,880
I want the motherfucker
have a long walk.

1597
01:40:44,094 --> 01:40:45,894
Walk slowly, will you?

1598
01:40:47,013 --> 01:40:49,373
He doesn't come to apologize.
He comes to say hello.

1599
01:40:49,516 --> 01:40:52,836
If he does not ask for forgiveness, out of resentment,
I will fall dead in the chair.

1600
01:40:53,020 --> 01:40:54,980
Push the chair to the back...

1601
01:40:55,147 --> 01:40:58,347
and grab some pillows
and put them on the chair.

1602
01:40:58,567 --> 01:41:01,727
I want to look down on that bastard.

1603
01:41:01,946 --> 01:41:03,626
This is the last time.

1604
01:41:04,198 --> 01:41:06,598
I won't get into your life again.

1605
01:41:07,410 --> 01:41:10,890
But promise me,
You'll be decent to Al Lewis.

1606
01:41:11,122 --> 01:41:14,562
I'm going to be wonderful to him.
I will leave it to you in my will.

1607
01:41:14,793 --> 01:41:17,193
I can't wait for your apology, Ben.

1608
01:41:17,379 --> 01:41:22,139
For eleven years I have waited for this minute and...

1609
01:41:24,219 --> 01:41:25,619
There it is.

1610
01:41:26,096 --> 01:41:27,336
Stay where you are.

1611
01:41:27,473 --> 01:41:28,873
This is my line.

1612
01:41:30,017 --> 01:41:31,657
Between!

1613
01:41:43,698 --> 01:41:45,138
He's sleeping.

1614
01:41:45,283 --> 01:41:47,043
I could come back later.

1615
01:41:47,995 --> 01:41:49,995
No, he just snoozes.

1616
01:41:50,581 --> 01:41:51,741
Happens.

1617
01:41:54,043 --> 01:41:55,803
- Can I take your hat?
- No.

1618
01:41:55,961 --> 01:41:59,161
I would like to hold on to something,
if you don't mind.

1619
01:42:02,593 --> 01:42:05,073
Uncle Willy, there's someone here
who wants to see you

1620
01:42:07,891 --> 01:42:10,171
Look who's here to see you, Willy.

1621
01:42:10,435 --> 01:42:12,355
I don't have my glasses.

1622
01:42:13,438 --> 01:42:14,758
Who is it?

1623
01:42:14,898 --> 01:42:16,738
It's me, Willy, Al.

1624
01:42:19,153 --> 01:42:20,513
To what?

1625
01:42:21,530 --> 01:42:22,770
Al Lewis!

1626
01:42:23,240 --> 01:42:24,640
Al Lewis.

1627
01:42:25,785 --> 01:42:27,145
It's you?

1628
01:42:28,579 --> 01:42:32,619
You're so far away, Al.

1629
01:42:36,296 --> 01:42:39,776
Walk all the way here.

1630
01:42:41,218 --> 01:42:43,138
All the way, Al.

1631
01:42:43,804 --> 01:42:46,964
Come. Walk this way.

1632
01:42:55,399 --> 01:42:57,079
It's Al Lewis.

1633
01:42:58,444 --> 01:43:01,004
I don't want to bother you, Willy. I just...

1634
01:43:01,864 --> 01:43:04,224
Look at all these beautiful flowers.

1635
01:43:07,787 --> 01:43:09,547
I'm throwing them away.

1636
01:43:11,166 --> 01:43:13,166
They stink up the room.

1637
01:43:14,002 --> 01:43:18,642
People send them to me with boxes
of cheap chocolates.

1638
01:43:20,884 --> 01:43:22,364
They have good intentions.

1639
01:43:22,678 --> 01:43:25,478
I don't want to take your time.
I just came to say hello...

1640
01:43:25,681 --> 01:43:27,601
So, hello, and goodbye, Willy.

1641
01:43:27,767 --> 01:43:29,687
Wait a minute. What's your trouble?

1642
01:43:29,852 --> 01:43:33,012
You have a few minutes before
of my next nap.

1643
01:43:33,356 --> 01:43:36,876
Sit down and talk for a moment.

1644
01:43:38,028 --> 01:43:39,028
Are you sure it's okay?

1645
01:43:39,696 --> 01:43:41,296
Please stay, Mr. Lewis.

1646
01:43:41,448 --> 01:43:44,008
I have to go find the nurse,
anyway.

1647
01:43:45,702 --> 01:43:47,862
I'll be back in a few minutes.

1648
01:43:49,957 --> 01:43:51,997
Nice to see you, Mr. Lewis.

1649
01:43:52,668 --> 01:43:55,068
It's good to see both of you like this.

1650
01:44:02,887 --> 01:44:04,127
Bye bye.

1651
01:44:06,641 --> 01:44:07,881
Good boy.

1652
01:44:10,562 --> 01:44:13,722
Do you have everything you need here?
Books, magazines?

1653
01:44:14,775 --> 01:44:19,295
I have a lot to do.
I have all my fan letters
to respond.

1654
01:44:20,239 --> 01:44:21,799
Do you have fan letters?

1655
01:44:22,116 --> 01:44:24,836
- Don't you?
- I don't want to have the obligation.

1656
01:44:26,204 --> 01:44:28,764
Listen, is everything okay
with you, talking like that?

1657
01:44:28,915 --> 01:44:31,715
I'm not talking.
You are the one speaking.

1658
01:44:32,460 --> 01:44:36,340
Why, is there something special
What did you want to talk about?

1659
01:44:37,090 --> 01:44:38,330
Like what?

1660
01:44:38,508 --> 01:44:41,108
What do I know? How can I know
what's on your mind?

1661
01:44:41,303 --> 01:44:43,943
I know you can't sleep at night?

1662
01:44:44,473 --> 01:44:47,713
Who said I don't sleep at night?
I sleep wonderfully.

1663
01:44:49,436 --> 01:44:52,276
It's funny. To me, you look tired...

1664
01:44:53,065 --> 01:44:54,545
a little worried...

1665
01:44:55,359 --> 01:44:59,519
like a person with something
on his conscience. What do I know?

1666
01:45:00,615 --> 01:45:02,775
I have nothing on my conscience.

1667
01:45:03,952 --> 01:45:05,592
Are you sure you looked correctly?

1668
01:45:05,745 --> 01:45:09,105
I have nothing on my conscience.
I'm so sorry you got sick.

1669
01:45:09,791 --> 01:45:13,231
Thank you. I accept your apology.

1670
01:45:13,962 --> 01:45:16,122
What excuses? Who apologized?

1671
01:45:17,967 --> 01:45:20,487
Don't you apologize for making me sick?

1672
01:45:20,636 --> 01:45:23,276
I never made you sick.
You got sick.

1673
01:45:24,098 --> 01:45:26,498
You screamed and screamed and walked
like a lunatic...

1674
01:45:26,684 --> 01:45:29,684
until you got sick,
and for that I'm sorry.

1675
01:45:30,980 --> 01:45:33,940
So why do you come here
with your hat in your hand?

1676
01:45:34,859 --> 01:45:36,339
It's a $35 hat.

1677
01:45:37,154 --> 01:45:39,834
What do you want me to do?
Fold it in my pocket?

1678
01:45:39,990 --> 01:45:42,950
So why do you send me
the chocolates and the flowers?

1679
01:45:43,494 --> 01:45:46,134
Because you have something on your conscience...

1680
01:45:46,330 --> 01:45:48,290
and that's why you can't
sleep at night.

1681
01:45:48,457 --> 01:45:51,417
That's the reason you come
With your hat in your hand, apologize...

1682
01:45:51,627 --> 01:45:53,947
Only this time, I'm not going
to accept your apology.

1683
01:45:54,130 --> 01:45:55,570
What do you think of that?

1684
01:45:56,674 --> 01:45:59,074
I paid a dollar for this
toll on the bridge.

1685
01:45:59,219 --> 01:46:00,819
I'm going to pay for it...

1686
01:46:01,137 --> 01:46:02,897
because I'm happy now.

1687
01:46:03,598 --> 01:46:05,238
I have what I want.

1688
01:46:06,184 --> 01:46:07,624
What do you have?

1689
01:46:07,769 --> 01:46:10,969
You don't have any apologies from me
that you did not accept.

1690
01:46:14,234 --> 01:46:17,514
I don't want to talk anymore.
I've only had a heart attack.

1691
01:46:18,280 --> 01:46:20,000
Do you know something, Willy?

1692
01:46:20,574 --> 01:46:22,894
I don't think we can
keep going very well.

1693
01:46:23,369 --> 01:46:25,729
Well...everyone has their ups and downs.

1694
01:46:26,372 --> 01:46:29,212
In 43 years, we have had
maybe an "alti".

1695
01:46:30,543 --> 01:46:33,423
And to tell the truth,
I can't take the "downs" anymore.

1696
01:46:34,005 --> 01:46:38,285
To be honest with you for the first time,
I really feel a little tired.

1697
01:46:40,637 --> 01:46:42,557
So what are you going to do now?

1698
01:46:42,723 --> 01:46:45,043
My nephew made me
two very good offers...

1699
01:46:45,226 --> 01:46:47,746
One in the city, and one outside.

1700
01:46:48,604 --> 01:46:52,204
I wouldn't have to work too hard...
Just doing a show on Saturday nights.

1701
01:46:53,401 --> 01:46:54,561
Is that so?

1702
01:46:54,694 --> 01:46:56,534
Which of them are you going to take?

1703
01:46:56,696 --> 01:47:00,056
I decided to be out of town.
I always liked the road. You know it.

1704
01:47:00,283 --> 01:47:01,963
Isn't it wonderful?

1705
01:47:02,619 --> 01:47:04,779
- And what about you?
- Wonderful news.

1706
01:47:05,163 --> 01:47:07,363
My daughter is expecting another baby.

1707
01:47:07,916 --> 01:47:11,156
They're going to need my room,
and I don't want to be a burden on them.

1708
01:47:11,378 --> 01:47:15,858
We discussed it and I decided to move to
"The House of Actors", in New Jersey.

1709
01:47:20,555 --> 01:47:21,715
Oh my God.

1710
01:47:22,849 --> 01:47:24,689
I have "the finger" again.

1711
01:47:25,518 --> 01:47:27,198
Willy, are you okay?

1712
01:47:27,353 --> 01:47:30,913
- What is it, chest pains?
- Not yet, but I hope.

1713
01:47:31,775 --> 01:47:33,615
Can I bring you something?

1714
01:47:33,985 --> 01:47:36,785
- Should I call the doctor?
- It is always in the Residential neighborhood.

1715
01:47:36,989 --> 01:47:38,669
So why do you get sick
in the city center?

1716
01:47:40,409 --> 01:47:43,129
- Was that a joke about our act?
-Who knows...

1717
01:47:43,787 --> 01:47:46,947
I can't tell the difference anymore
between our act and us.

1718
01:47:49,085 --> 01:47:52,845
You're a funny man, Al,
a pain in the ass, but a funny man.

1719
01:47:54,507 --> 01:47:56,707
Do you know what your problem was, Willy?

1720
01:47:57,302 --> 01:47:59,662
You always took the jokes
too seriously.

1721
01:48:00,222 --> 01:48:01,782
They were just jokes.

1722
01:48:02,224 --> 01:48:06,544
We did comedy on stage for 43 years.
I don't think you enjoyed it even once.

1723
01:48:06,812 --> 01:48:09,812
If I was there to enjoy,
I would have bought a ticket.

1724
01:48:10,024 --> 01:48:12,264
Maybe now you will start
to enjoy it.

1725
01:48:12,443 --> 01:48:13,523
If you're not too busy...

1726
01:48:13,652 --> 01:48:16,172
maybe you will come and visit me
in "The House of Actors."

1727
01:48:16,364 --> 01:48:19,764
- You can count on that.
- Maybe you would like to rest now,
take a nap.

1728
01:48:20,243 --> 01:48:21,963
- Yes, I think I'll do that.
- Come on.

1729
01:48:23,079 --> 01:48:24,999
There you are. Alright?

1730
01:48:26,124 --> 01:48:28,204
That's it. Get there.

1731
01:48:29,836 --> 01:48:31,556
Here you will be comfortable.

1732
01:48:33,131 --> 01:48:36,451
You know, I feel much better
Now that I've talked to you.

1733
01:48:36,677 --> 01:48:38,997
Yes. Keep talking, I want to sleep.

1734
01:48:39,930 --> 01:48:42,250
What's new in "Variety"?

1735
01:48:43,309 --> 01:48:46,069
- Bernie Eisenstein died.
- Come on.

1736
01:48:46,270 --> 01:48:48,990
Bernie Eisenstein?
The one from "The House Doctor at the Palace"?

1737
01:48:50,817 --> 01:48:52,537
That was Sam Hesseltein.

1738
01:48:53,278 --> 01:48:56,158
Bernie Eisenstein
It was Ramona and Rodríguez.

1739
01:48:56,364 --> 01:48:59,164
No, Jackie Aronson
It was Ramona and Rodríguez.

1740
01:48:59,785 --> 01:49:02,625
Bernie Eisenstein was the one
"The House Doctor at the Palace."

1741
01:49:03,872 --> 01:49:05,872
Sam Hesseltein was the agent
by Sophie Tucker.

1742
01:49:06,041 --> 01:49:08,161
Don't argue with me. I'm sick.

1743
01:49:08,585 --> 01:49:11,225
- I know, but why should I get sick too?
- Leave me alone.

1744
01:49:11,422 --> 01:49:15,502
Bernie Eisenstein was "The House Doctor"
the first time when he acted with Sophie...

1745
01:49:15,760 --> 01:49:18,680
- and that's when we meet Sam Hesseltein.
- May God help me.

1746
01:49:19,430 --> 01:49:22,110
And Jackie Aronson wasn't "Rodriguez" yet.

1747
01:49:22,559 --> 01:49:24,079
He was "Dimarco y López."

1748
01:49:24,227 --> 01:49:27,947
López died, Dimarco went into real estate,
Jackie became "Rodriguez."

1749
01:49:28,190 --> 01:49:29,870
Who the hell cares?

1750
01:49:30,067 --> 01:49:32,587
- And I will never forget this.
- Forget it!

1751
01:49:33,362 --> 01:49:35,082
Do you remember "Big Bill Macafree"...

1752
01:49:35,739 --> 01:49:38,659
the Irishman who had the Theater
Adams of Pittsburgh...

1753
01:49:38,868 --> 01:49:42,388
and the one in Baltimore in Syracuse?
He always wore a ring
of two pound diamonds.

1754
01:49:42,913 --> 01:49:44,473
He said some very funny things.

1755
01:49:44,624 --> 01:49:46,304
Would you like to hear them?

1756
01:49:46,417 --> 01:49:47,617
Yes.

1757
01:49:47,752 --> 01:49:50,192
This is what it said.
Do you remember Dunlap and Rosita?

1758
01:49:50,380 --> 01:49:51,500
He used to go there with Rosita...

1759
01:49:52,465 --> 01:49:55,305
and Rosita was wearing some tape
black velvet on the collar.

1760
01:49:55,510 --> 01:49:59,550
She tied it tight, because she was skinny
and he wanted his cheeks to swell.

1761
01:50:00,599 --> 01:50:03,279
He tied it so tight,
which affected his hearing.

1762
01:50:03,602 --> 01:50:05,362
I couldn't hear the music...